Voidance, don't be silly. Bojan can't prove anything he said. Spouting lies is part of his ethical game!

In our possession are chat logs that have a one, "Piment", and another, "pleaseo", advertising SKV owner keys for free.

How these two pilots ended up with keys is data that is beyond our resources. But we can assume that they were given these keys by their superiors.

Boring - back to Witcher 3 and Skyrim it is.

VO Rankings is amused by this effortful try to impersonate the all-time glorious uneveiler of all secrets.
our employees feel most flattered that they are worth the impersonation!

The real truth is that it is all a conspiracy! VOID is actually a SKV puppet that SKV is using to make it look like TGFT has a new puppet! Simple enough! the only flaw about that is that TGFT is actually not playing! oops!

The status of English as your second language is revealed here:

VO Rankings is amused by this effortful try to impersonate the all-time glorious uneveiler of all secrets.

"try" is a verb and cannot ever be used as a noun. A far better word choice is "attempt." Oopsies, the VO Rankings company should send its employees to school for make-up English lessons.

Try could be a noun actually. Like run. "That was a great run"

"That was a nice try"

Go back to school joker

While "try" can be used as a noun in certain cases, the aesthetics of the sentence being discussed are severely damaged by its inclusion, making joylessjoker's point a valid one. However, simply changing a single word will do nothing to salvage the vast desolate wasteland portrayed in VO Rankings' literature. We recommend that VO Rankings retire from forum trolling and enroll in rehabilitation immediately.

-response to VO Rankings, in the style of VO Rankings (including nothing relevant to the current topic whatsoever)

This is the dumbest tangent you could have gone off on here.

while "try" can be used as a noun in certain cases,

It is improper to not capitalize the first letter of a sentence. WTF is wrong with you?

Not a thread on proper English but whatever milks your goat.

Previous post edited for grammar, and clarification for those who don't understand sarcasm.

I actually support threads going off on a tangent on the proviso that the tangent is interesting, but criticising someone's use of English here when it isn't difficult to understand isn't an interesting tangent at all. It's not like he's talking like faceof.

We will be monitoring the return of SKV and the impact of this on VOID but note carefully the following:

1. If we see VOID fighting alongside Itan/SKV you will be declared Itani conspirators and nationalists. If you choose to ignore our warnings on this matter you will be dealt with in an extremely prejudicial manner in all future dealings with the Serco Dominion and its allies.

2. TGFT's status as enemies of the Serco Dominion remains until they make substantial attempts to negotiate with us in good faith and in the public domain. As far as I am concerned they cannot be trusted to behave honestly in any of their dealings and the upper leadership of TGFT are the most two-faced leaders in the entire history of the game.

Why would VOID care about how RED views TGFT?

that's an excellent question

VOID is Serco and Pirate! get them!

@TRS

SKV has returned.
As expected, TGFT did profit from the mess created by VOID since, upon our return, we found all conq stations in TGFT hands.
They are now under new SKV key.

As VOID is found responsible for deliberate malicious SKV Keychain corruption we have yet to decide how to deal with this treachery.
The fact that they are now harboring a nice number of known TGFT alts and supporters and are the only reason why recently TGFT had ownership of conq stations in the first place are good enough reasons for us to consider exterminating them with extreme prejudice.
We will make our decision known soon enough.

SKV is back?

SKV will fly in and in less then a week every prominent guild operating in gray space will either be a severe, nipple pinching, turd hurling enemy or a puppet ally content to help out because their less active guild does not benefit from the turd hurlers. Maybe VOID will eventually end up on the teat, you never know!

No offence intended bojan that is a pretty neat little quality for a guild to have.
lots of love mate xxxxxx

Why would VOID care about how RED views TGFT?

They might not. But considering one of their three stooges is Sieger and he still has council access to the TGFT forum and still operates their plugin, we think there is a strong presumption that he is operating there on behalf of TGFT.

As VOID is found responsible for deliberate malicious SKV Keychain corruption we have yet to decide how to deal with this treachery.
The fact that they are now harboring a nice number of known TGFT alts and supporters and are the only reason why recently TGFT had ownership of conq stations in the first place are good enough reasons for us to consider exterminating them with extreme prejudice.

I don't really take this keychain or that keychain seriously. When the conquerable stations became 90% easier to conquer it became more about managing alliances and timezones than it did about who has owner vs user keys.

You guys are honestly really fucking stupid. Painfully so actually. We are very simple. We shoot those we dislike, and work with those we dislike to shoot those we dislike more when they outnumber us. VOID as a whole doesn't give a shit about diplomacy or the politics you try to drag us into. We dont play your game. I will sit back now and see what other amusing theories you have about a guild that is as simple as "Pay or die"

If you refuse to play our game, you lose automatically!

If you really didn't care about guild politics, you wouldnt:

a) be posting on the RP forums at all; or
b) have posted your rubbish about 'claiming greyspace' etc.. etc.. you would have just done it in game, that was a deliberate move designed to antagonise and you're now surprised when everyone starts talking about it?

The fact is you and Blaqk are completely out of sync on everything and it's hilarious. Sieger is the only one who legitimately doesn't care about guild politics because HES NOT HERE TALKING ABOUT THEM.

But you can bet all of your hive posis he's talking about them on his TGFT council forum, that's like the willy wonka chocolate factory of political discussions.

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