I love griefing these guys. The SDF are especially vulnerable to l-mine fields and swarm spamming. Very fun stuff, especially when they start cursing at out. Gotta love it!

/me finds a new chew toy to play with

You would raise our ire, killing without honor the way you do.

You are the tree upon which the Itani dogs vent their bladders. I spit upon you.

--You are the tree upon which the Itani dogs vent their bladders.--

So THAT'S why they're yellow!

In the belly as well as on the hull.

See SDF recruitment for continuing saga.

Flame fest is over guys.

oh, they are! our Lady Serco tints our path in a crimson hue. it is that path that every true son or daughter of Serco follows, all others are astray and fall to madness.

DOWN WITH THE TYRANTS OF THE SERCO DUCK FORCE!!! All true Serco should show this falsehood for what it is to everyone both Serco and non-Serco!

LONG LIVE THE FOLLOWERS OF Lord Waylon and Lady Serco!!!!

(Yes, this is a joke.)

typo amended, superfluous post
uh... For Lady Serco!

A worthy effort, Pyroman, but futile.
You have no idea how many attempts have been made to create a LASTING squadron of above-average fighters.

The Serco Fighters were the one to last longest...
@rchon, ex-leader of the Serco Fighters (Serco Leader).

/me makes a remark that just because you dont see them clearly it doesnt mean they are not there.

I consider it more as a tactic. Catch them unaware and let them be amazed by the Itani cunning and scientific breakthroughs that wil repel the sheer power and cowardly hiding behind increased hullpoints :D

ehhe

Sorry couldt leave it, was just to easy to let this opportunity pass from my grasp :D

cheerios

Well I guess it sounds pretty cool, but from what Ive seen it just wouldnt work.

"you misspelled tyrants... a hint: there is a spell checking program installed on every Macintosh that is running Mac OS 10.2 and higher. i use it continuously to correct mishaps."

Yes, I'm getting used to Konqi's auto spell check system. :)

To protect one's self adequately for battle is not to hide. That you treacherous Itani build ships that must run and hide to win a battle is the true mark of cowardice. In a head-to-head battle, there is not, nor will there ever be a match for Serco might!

For Serco!

The SDF is a great idea... but... Well, Pyro and I discussed this a bit in-game, ALL Serco should ALWAYS adhere to this mentality. Unless an ally is just being an ass, help out your brethern. If a Serco is attacked, a swarm of crimson should be upon the assailant, to punish the rat for daring to stand against us. The SDF is a good idea, but it *should* be obsolete, due to the fact that we kick ass.

Indeed. However, some feel the need to form a clan so that they may have the opportunity to lead. The Word is that all guidance comes from Serco herself through our daily battle meditation, and that each should follow that guidance above every other goal. While seeking personal glory not a laudable act generally speaking, perhaps it is the will of Lady Serco. If so, She will see the clan succeed. If not, it will fade away like so many before it.

Um... werd.

"I consider it more as a tactic. Catch them unaware and let them be amazed by the Itani cunning and scientific breakthroughs that wil repel the shear power and cowardly hiding behind increased hullpoints :D"

"Shear" power? Apparently the Itani scientists aren't the best spellers. The Neutral Territories encourage a balanced education so our troops can not only throw down with the best of them, but also conduct R&D, AND spell properly. Honestly, how could we lose?

Mock him not, Brother, for he speaks from experience. He refers to the true mastery of the Itani: Hairdressing. Each Itani pilot must be not only trained in the art of cutting hair, but also shampoos, perms, dyes, bleach, combing and the quintessential Itani activity of braiding each other's hair with beads and little sparklies and stars.

aye, i have witnessed the hair cutting ceremony myself. on the occasion of a covert-op reconnaissance mission deep into itani space, i was to observe obscure cult-like mine laying "art". it was preceded by a hair cutting ceremony that would let your hair stand on-end, but i cannot let you know it lest you should be spoiled by the nature of it.
why i survived it untouched, you ask? hearken then:
it is because long ere you and i came into being to my family was trusted a mighty artifact that will keep our spirits pure and our minds unfettered, until Serco rises again. every generation of mifune-cyborgs has been fitted with this device, from parent to child.

naturally,

You will be able to see at our hair how our mood is. In stead of showing emotions by laughing and all. Our hair shows our emotion.

So what do you think that special hair raising ceremony was. Nothing else then an experimental recreational super high velocity parachutistical attraction.

And when you dont dare to take part, it is so obvious that you dont even enjoy seeing your hand stand up. So as toshiro so valiantly proved, he is a big coward as all of serco is :D.

PS magus, I think you guys need to invest in some more educational effort. Because if you dont even know a pun when it is slapping you in the face, then my god your educational system must blow :D.

PPS: for people that still dont have an idea who shear is, he is a football player with a very hard shot, so a powerfull shot.

PPPS: I edited it away so people dont have to think to hard and lose another million braincells :D.Because you know, serconians dont like thinking, it makes them look foolish.

/me goes back to his slumber and will awaken when there is a worthy adversary in stead of some petty weaklings

ehhe

cheers