Because I do not know the names of the participants in your weak Itani variation of football. Our version of the game involves swords and wild beasts on the field, and is the only true way to play the game!

Oh, and remember to put your hair in curlers before you go to sleep, filthy Itani dog!

The CrazySpence battlegroup will leave a wake of destruction wherever the SDF is found, you will be battered, beaten and morally crushed, join me and spare your ego the horror of the CrazySpence wrath!

Pfft.

Mmpphhhl

Hehpphhhhh

Ba ba ba bwahahAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Laugh now, but the glory shall be mine

Kepp your glory. I'll keep laughing, your head on a stake in my clan's meeting hall.

so whatever you say bounces off him and sticks to you?

I think that's what he said Spence, but he meant it honorably.

The SDF (Serco (serconian) Defense Force) is currently looking for people to serve as part of the Serco Dominion's greatest fighter wing.

Pilots have to be willing to risk their lives for other Serconian pilots and Serco interests across the universe. They also must adhere to the charter of the SDF, two basic rules.

1: Always help endangered Serconians (excempting Duels)

and 2: Dont attack Non-Hostile (NH) craft since we want support.

E-mail the CO at jaredalaska@hotmail.com

or visit us at: www.geocities.com/adm_pyro/Enterprises

SDF AAA-0

Just a note.... it seems that all the current role-playing fighter squadrons are the "non-hostile" type. Like, for instance, you say, "Don't attack non-hostile craft since we want support." Currently, the only ships you can damage are those of other nations (read: enemies). Why would you want support from them? The mark of a good ally is the hatred his enemies have for him. (e.g. there is no better ally, no worse foe, than a U.S. Marine.) Why do you look to enemies for support?

Sorry, I'm not replying to say I'm interested, but thought this should be pointed out. I mean, when was the last time that two fighters from opposing nations were buddy-buddy? You see 'em, you shoot 'em. That's what made the Serco fighters (SF's) so popular. People appreciated our direct, shoot-em-up attitude. Those of other nations knew to turn and run when we showed up. It's that deadly reputation that a military wants to have.

Indeed. As soon as Capital ships are implemented, I shall make a recruitment call for the Serco Dominion Navy.

it'll go something like this:

Hearken, fellow Serco pilots!
:
.

and so on

Then wouldn't it be a good idea if all the Serco guilds were consolidated under one hierarchy?

So, you're saying my heart is too tough for you to chew and swallow?

Your heart on the other hand will make a nice spread for my bread.

you honourless dog, I will eat your heart and spit it out secro!

ctish,

Sure you play it like the real serco.

You should better stop waving it around like a feather duster.

Ow and if somebody didnt tell you guys yet, swordfencing and picking your nose really doesnt go together, really it doesnt :D

PS: you can respond with: You are rubber and I am glue :D

cheers

The reason I am waving this here thing like tis a feather duster, is because it IS one. The thing is, I can beat you with it, AND pick my nose while doing it.


PS: You are rubber and I am glue