Thats cute, a tactic used by fanatic extremists to draw attention away from accurate journalism.

Having been unable to locate this "accurate Journalism," within the pages of the "UIT Action News," no conclusions can be drawn.

UIT ACTION NEWS UPDATE..

UIT state of the union
Return of the universes most dangerous terrorist

http://uit-action-news.webs.com/upksstateoftheunion.htm

Could we get more articles that are about things other than peytros and hawk? Seriously, you're getting to the point where you'll be posting articles like "HAWK STILL DEAD" and "PEYTROS; NOT AS DEAD AS HE SAID HE WAS".

RR gives us dates in the headlines man. You got a serco reporter right here btw.

Shlim, I can't be every where at once guy. UAN only has between four and six writers on any given day, and only one editor. If you would like more on any subject feel free to either get a hold of myself or any of the other UAN writers in game, or better yet write and submit an article... (I prefer writers to adhere to the AP Style Book guide lines, but I won't be put out if they don't). So, I look forward to either hearing from you in game or reading your first submitted article.

(HINT... what is VPR up to these days? What are the pirates up to? Or maybe you saw or heard something really interesting in VO.)

rg10... Awesome! welcome aboard. hit me up in game and I'll give you the email addy to send completed articles to. I look forward to reading anything you send us.

NEEDED... Itani reporter, advice columnist, and maybe a sports writer... (to cover NW, GW, Deneb Run and any other events)

UIT ACTION NEWS UPDATE...
this issue,

NEW DRUG HITS ITAN

TPG TRIDENTS ATTACKED

http://uit-action-news.webs.com/newdrughitsitan.htm

UIT ACTION NEWS UPDATE...
this issue,

VPR pilot sought in connection to multiple murders

Xang Xi Chemical Plant explosion, many dead

http://uit-action-news.webs.com/vprpilotsought.htm

Okay, I've been away from game for awhile but it's time for a return! I want to hear from players soon, so if you have any info on what you would like to appear, I am going to start a Devil's Advocate section, well hopefully, so if you think your side is not being given a fair chance, find me in game and PM me, I want to hear from YOU!

Thanks, but I'm already represented by counsel.

That's fine Dr. Lecter, but for anyone else, please, let me know, fair and balanced means just that, so get your stories to me, otherwise, you can't really complain that your side isn't being told, we can only tell what information we have.

hmm, yeah Kline... could we NOT use a FOX News slogan?

Better than any of the other so called news stations. I get irritated just watching them.

UIT ACTION NEWS UPDATE...
this issue...

PELATUS SEIZED BY REBELS
PEYTROS ARRESTED
CRGs RECALLED AFETR FATAL INJURIES

http://uit-action-news.webs.com/rebelspeytrosserco.htm

Notorious pirate and murderer, Peytros... was taken into custody earlier this evening on charges ... stem[ming] from several incidents where Peytros forced two hundred Itani into the cargo hold of a Behemoth XC and flew in tight circles while engaging the ships turbo for hours before flying as close as possible to a Red Dwarf star and opening the cargo hold... jettisoning the terrified and dizzy Itani into space.

When asked why he killed the two hundred innocent civilians he responded...

"It was for science... I wanted to determine wether an average Itani jettisoned into space, in close proximity to a Red Dwarf star... would freeze, asphyxiate, burn or die in some other fashion... I'm sure you can see how this experiment benefits the entire universe and brings us all closer to peace."

I like peypey better already.

Dear UIT Action News Editors,

On Ancient Earth, reporters had a sworn duty to ensure the populace recieved vital and useful information. And it saddens me that UIT Action News does not share a similar belief. Your recent article, "Second Recall on Serco Cybernetic Replacement Genitals" fails to uphold a reporter's sacred duty. It fails to say what actions to take if one were in possession of a CRG. And it does not offer any information about removing the CRG or even just turning it off if it malfunctions. Your shoddy reporting means that readers may continue to suffer the blurry vision, endless exhaustion and unsightly "pop tent" the devices can cause -- or so I've been told by friends. I hope this letter convinces you to be more thorough in future reportings.

Signed,

[name withheld by request]

Wow, guess we better do an article soon then on what to do if you had said implants. Maybe that should be my next story. Thanks for the advice!

I catagoricly deny selling Lebermac those devices......

And LeberMac categorically denies having used one of those devices during a drunken romp with Miharu.

In other news, nobody's seen Miharu since she was last spotted drinking heavily with Leebs.

hrmmm... Miharu is missing last seen with Leebs, the Probulator is missing last seen with Leebs... I fear the worst for the the Probulator!