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There's a new voice in town named Lexicon
He sounds just like someone we know who's gone
That loveable drunk
Used a vent for a bunk
and drank more Tequila than a Mexicon
[go on, post your own folks]
He sounds just like someone we know who's gone
That loveable drunk
Used a vent for a bunk
and drank more Tequila than a Mexicon
[go on, post your own folks]
Where did Leebs go?
He found religion. :(
I once know a man named Leber,
he was always known as a go-getter,
then he found himself a Lady,
and she ended up having his baby,
now all he can do is grow fatter.
(I had another one, which ended with the word "butter". But I figured it's bit too risque to post here.)
he was always known as a go-getter,
then he found himself a Lady,
and she ended up having his baby,
now all he can do is grow fatter.
(I had another one, which ended with the word "butter". But I figured it's bit too risque to post here.)
"The Metana Hillbilly"
Come and listen to my story about LeberMac
A pilot from ITAN, always gave the Serco flak.
And we all know one thing he would always say:
"I can't go to war without my good friend Jose"
(Cuervo that is, Blue Agave, Tijuana T)
Now a few months ago Leber got into a spot,
fell in with the pirates and lost everything he got.
He was livin in a vent, when they tried to make him fry,
now he's got himself a cause, Lady Serco she don't lie.
(The Big Red, SkyCommand, Toaster City)
Come and listen to my story about LeberMac
A pilot from ITAN, always gave the Serco flak.
And we all know one thing he would always say:
"I can't go to war without my good friend Jose"
(Cuervo that is, Blue Agave, Tijuana T)
Now a few months ago Leber got into a spot,
fell in with the pirates and lost everything he got.
He was livin in a vent, when they tried to make him fry,
now he's got himself a cause, Lady Serco she don't lie.
(The Big Red, SkyCommand, Toaster City)
No more shipping clones to MechaMac =P
I can only extrapolate from information gathered on the internets (all of them).
Tsk, tsk, softy. That one doesn't even RHYME!
Applause for Nerde's version. Heh.
Well, Leber - he started a' preachin'
For the Good Lady Serco was teachin'
He became Serco swine
Through Her powers divine
So now all of you can stop screechin'.
See, Lexicon's now in control
Since Leber got out of his hole
The tequila is gone
And a new day will dawn
For The Lady has redeemed his soul.
Oh her glory's a sight to behold
Once you've been baptized, I'm told
In the fire of gauss
you won't feel a loss
When you've all been brought to the Fold.
Lexicon is but Her tool
Since the Serco Dominion will rule
You all soon enough -
So don't make it tough
Just convert, and don't be a fool.
The Serco Dominion sublime
Will bring the lost systems in line
Through the fires of war
It will be like before
One Dominion, all in good time.
Applause for Nerde's version. Heh.
Well, Leber - he started a' preachin'
For the Good Lady Serco was teachin'
He became Serco swine
Through Her powers divine
So now all of you can stop screechin'.
See, Lexicon's now in control
Since Leber got out of his hole
The tequila is gone
And a new day will dawn
For The Lady has redeemed his soul.
Oh her glory's a sight to behold
Once you've been baptized, I'm told
In the fire of gauss
you won't feel a loss
When you've all been brought to the Fold.
Lexicon is but Her tool
Since the Serco Dominion will rule
You all soon enough -
So don't make it tough
Just convert, and don't be a fool.
The Serco Dominion sublime
Will bring the lost systems in line
Through the fires of war
It will be like before
One Dominion, all in good time.
He's gone from happy drunk, to religious zealot! Something tells me that the Vendetta Universe is about to get a whole lot of interesting...
Religious zealots? We have plenty of those. But we only had one happy drunk, one drunk who shoots beter on the sauce then off, one LeberMac :(
now there was a brown box
for an old mate turned red.
delivered in lifeless hands, turned to shreds,
just a reminder; a pilot's life sucks.
as the toaster's taur turns
away with it's flabby flesh,
henceforth gone are those days and emptied is his desk,
now his old self renamed, his expression stern.
an office now bland as a churn's butterfat,
emptied from belongings and memories.
used before for orders that at times turned to spat,
the sight of it's door, for the eyes as gentle as emery.
die lady die, may you crash and explode in the night
or safe and untouched, deliver him back.
with only anger will i greet you and fight
my revenge and payback, for my lost friend lebermac.
for an old mate turned red.
delivered in lifeless hands, turned to shreds,
just a reminder; a pilot's life sucks.
as the toaster's taur turns
away with it's flabby flesh,
henceforth gone are those days and emptied is his desk,
now his old self renamed, his expression stern.
an office now bland as a churn's butterfat,
emptied from belongings and memories.
used before for orders that at times turned to spat,
the sight of it's door, for the eyes as gentle as emery.
die lady die, may you crash and explode in the night
or safe and untouched, deliver him back.
with only anger will i greet you and fight
my revenge and payback, for my lost friend lebermac.
Hey, wait... what are you insinuating Tosh?
What is it that you think I am insinuating? If I knew what you were talking about, perhaps I could confirm your suspicions.
Oh! Well... I just like Dan Kim's work. But yeah, maybe Leebs would look like Mr. Mopps...
I certainly didn't mean to invoke the similarity of your and her name.
Commence bubblification!
I certainly didn't mean to invoke the similarity of your and her name.
Commence bubblification!
This one's better ;) http://manga.clone-army.org/momoka.php?page=6&lang=
So he was a useless drunk and now he has found religion. If he somehow becomes the president of the most powerful nation in the galaxy, I'm skipping over to the next dimension.
What? It doesn't RHYME?
It's a LIMERICK!
More reasons for LeberMac to come back, at least he appreciates all this. BAH. I am done with this.
MODS : LOCK THIS DAMN THREAD
It's a LIMERICK!
More reasons for LeberMac to come back, at least he appreciates all this. BAH. I am done with this.
MODS : LOCK THIS DAMN THREAD
"He's gone from happy drunk, to religious zealot! Something tells me that the Vendetta Universe is about to get a whole lot of interesting..."
He was fun to be around when he was a happy drunk. Now he's just as annoying as all the damn churchies in my area. The VO universe has indeed suffered a loss.
He was fun to be around when he was a happy drunk. Now he's just as annoying as all the damn churchies in my area. The VO universe has indeed suffered a loss.
From divinia the sweets were brought
With a shiny silver bow just for her
A hope of safety sought
An itani, tho drunken, couldnt have been sweeter
An accidental call made
Changed the course of a life
Led to pirate and plunder
His days they lacked strife
Foolish in haste
To see an enemy downed
Himself instead made a clown
Running from those he once called friend
Who now want only his end
To a vent he did wander
Where radiation nearly put him asunder
Now the Lady he dost preach
Come ye all to the fold!
Everyone he hopes to teach
The drunk is preferred if truth be told.
With a shiny silver bow just for her
A hope of safety sought
An itani, tho drunken, couldnt have been sweeter
An accidental call made
Changed the course of a life
Led to pirate and plunder
His days they lacked strife
Foolish in haste
To see an enemy downed
Himself instead made a clown
Running from those he once called friend
Who now want only his end
To a vent he did wander
Where radiation nearly put him asunder
Now the Lady he dost preach
Come ye all to the fold!
Everyone he hopes to teach
The drunk is preferred if truth be told.