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Ode to LeberMac

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Oct 31, 2006 toshiro link
I went out walking
Through streets paved with gold
Lifted some stones
Saw the skin and bones
Of a city without a soul
I went out walking
Under an atomic sky

Where the ground won't turn
And the rain it burns
Like the tears when I said goodbye

Yeah I went with nothing
Nothing but the thought of you
I went wandering

I went drifting
Through the capitals of tin
Where men can't walk
Or freely talk
And sons turn their fathers in
I stopped outside a church house
Where the citizens like to sit
They say they want the kingdom
But they don't want Her in it

I went out riding
Down that old eight lane
I passed by a thousand signs
Looking for my own name

I went with nothing
But the thought you'd be there too
Looking for you

I went out there
In search of experience
To taste and to touch
And to feel as much
As a man can
Before he repents

I went out searching
Looking for one good man
A spirit who would not bend or break
Who would sit at his father's right hand
I went out walking
With a bible and a gun
The word of Her lay heavy on my heart
I was sure I was the one
Now My Lady, don't you wait up
My Lady, I'll be home soon
Yeah I went out for the papers
Told her I'd be back by noon

Yeah I left with nothing
But the thought you'd be there too
Looking for you

Yeah I left with nothing
Nothing but the thought of you
I went wandering

The Wanderer © U2, slightly adapted for VO use by yours truly
Oct 31, 2006 upper case link
that entry is cheating, toshiro
as you bring other's work, to vo.
Oct 31, 2006 toshiro link
Sue me.
Oct 31, 2006 moldyman link
Careful. Most of us live in America. Don't you dare us to sue, cuz we can and we can win! :o
Nov 02, 2006 toshiro link
You may sue me in the U.S., but as long as I don't set foot on U.S. soil as long as the accusations last, I should be safe since I do not think that Switzerland would buckle to pressure due to an idiotic case and deliver me to U.S. authorities.
Nov 02, 2006 Lexicon link
We'll send Dogg the Bounty Hunter after ya.
Nov 02, 2006 moldyman link
Better make sure the Alps don't have oil hidden in them.
Nov 02, 2006 who? me? link
this was my ode while back, and i think it still rings true:

lebermac sat in his cent rev c
yelling out to everyone "look at me!"
but what he didnt know was that behind his back
were 5 little noobies ready to attack

as they approached their sitting target
one yelled to the others, be sure and mark it
'cause if we get his fast little ship
when we get back to base there will be more to sip

they were on him now, their guns flying wild
and lebermac was dodging like a scared little child
there were too many of them and his health was going down
when it reached 50% he started to frown

why did i have to be so loud?
and act like of my skills i should be proud
and he realised never to be so crass
cause all the little noobs were pwning his ass!
Nov 05, 2006 Lexicon link
LeberMac has been eradicated from the memory of Lexicon, where he had temporarily resided, hiding from the neural purge probes.

All praise to the Lady Serco!

ooc: Now, let's NINNY-lock these threads and move on, please. Nothing to see here.

Ninny!
Nov 06, 2006 WE WANT LEEBS! link
^^^^^^
Nov 06, 2006 toshiro link
Serco Neurological Treatment FTW.