Hi, you've reached the offices of moldyman Recording Arts Industries. Mr moldyman is not in right now, but please leave your name, number and serial number (if Serco).

*BEEP*

hello!? I know you're there damnit! You can't avoid me forever! T_T

Hello?
Could i get erm, 2 family size buckets of chicken, 2 Zinger tower burgers and a large bottle of coke please?
Hello?

<Sigh> buggers are never open when I'M hungry

Moldy, JK here.

Seems Mecha is looking for you everywhere. Called me in the middle of the night last night asking if I knew where the hey you were. As if!

Anyway, try to get in touch with him, willya? He sounds desperate; he might be thinking of doing something stoopid, and well, hmmm...

Never mind! Bye

Monkey, it's me,

Uh yeah I got that shipment of good you asked for me to discretely deliver to to your house while evading local customs. You know every time the box shifts one way or the other it vibrates? Any way no one knows about it not even what's her face, I left it in the spot behind the house where you asked it to be dropped off at.

I still need the 50k for delivery though. I don't really know a nice way of saying this but uh pay up, or I'm going to blow up your house and piss on what's ever left of it.

Have a nice day talk to you later.

Is your refrigerator running? *chuckle*
Hello?
Stupid answering machines. *click*

Moldy
This is Zoras,
Serial Number XXXX-XX-1842

You know what's coming. Be prepared.

PS You are a ninny.

Hello, Mr moldyman... This is Detective orsham of the Itani security forces. We are investigating a series of tele-marketer deaths. Seems that all 7 have logged your number as the last they called before their demise.

We'd like you to come down to the station and talk with us.

You can reach me at 71 79 46735 24 921382 4 96824 (extension ao7b7Tlv22K93lqs)

Yes, Hello this is LeberMac. Just reminding all the lost sheep that they'll be returning to the fold soon - I have forseen it.
*click*

Again, so when will we find DND and bring back the sheep to VO? I mean.. they sneak in, steal our sheep and run off a week later. We need to fulfill this prophecy people!

I'm coming for you... *click*

SEVEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *click*

BEEEEEEEE!
You have reached spacesheep central.
We are not coming back to VO universe until more content is added.
*click*

Come and knock on our door,
We've been waiting for you!
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's Company, too!

aw crap! I didn't know the answering was on! *whine*
damnit moldy! PLEASE ANSWER THE PHONE!!

*more whining*

congratulations mister or madam moldy

you have been selected by our quick-pick lucky draw computer system to win a pair of tickets to itan absolutely free!

only five out of many more people gets selected by the computer! all you have to do to get the pair of tickets is to come down for our 45 min presentation at jallik. we provide free buffet dinner for your consumption while enjoying the presentation. there is absolutely no obligation for you to buy any products to get the free tickets. no strings attached at all, you can be assured of that.

while enjoying the scenery and enjoying your meal, the coalition of [itan] will provide you with entertaining and valuable facts about the life in the squadron! yes, you too could be part of a prestigious family of pilots and enjoy fabulous remuneration and advantages such as health insurance, postal service and funerals. all free of charge!

don't wait! your chance for a lifetime of opportunities awaits you!

*click*
*rrrr....*

ok. phone tag. you're it. call me back.

Jenny! I saw your name and number on the wall, "For a good time, for a good time call..."

o_O that was MY number on the wall! damn you jex!

DEAR SIR,

I AM RAHIM ALALI FROM IRAQ. I AM CONTACTING YOU IN CONNECTION WITH THE $120 MILLION I HAVE IN MY POSSESION WHICH I HAVE THROUGH MY BROTHER MOVED INTO A BANK IN ABIDJAN WHERE HE WORKS. PLEASE COULD YOU HELP IN PROVIDING AN ACCOUNT SO THAT THIS MONEY COULD BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU SO THAT I CAN COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR RESETTLEMENT AND START A NEW LIFE AND INVEST THE MONEY? PLEASE, FOR THE CONDITION OF ME AND MY FAMILY AND WHERE WE ARE STAYING. I CANNOT DO THIS MYSELF SO MY BROTHER WILL HELP US. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, I WILL GIVE YOU HIS FULL NAME, E-MAIL/PHONE CONTACTS, AND ALSO THE BANK CONTACTS WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU SO THAT YOU CAN CONTACT THE BANK ON HOW THE TRANSFER WILL BE MADE TO YOU INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

THANKS. I BEG TO STOP SO FAR TILL YOU REPLY.

ALLAH BLESS YOU,

RAHIM ALALI

Moldy pick up i know your there.
pickup pickup pickup pickup
damnit when the next nation war
moldy are you sure your not there?
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