OMG Kierky/EP, that stunt wins this thread.

I forget the name and am not good with logs, so I'm just doing this improv

[100] <Anna Spamboat>You know why the music in VO sucks, because it has a lazy dj.
[100] <TheLaZyDj>wow... That was a good one

I cut this down to just the most relevantly hilarious bits, but feel free to look this up on CS's database if you're curious about just how easy it is to provoke such a rant

[Tue Nov 3 18:59:32 2015]
[100] <SuPPuSH> [...] nothing wrong with homophobia its not like we are scared of the gays
[100] <SuPPuSH> no.. its my official position less than 4 percent of the us population identifies as gay and its force fed down our necks on the boob tube and in laws as if its close to half the population
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[100] <SuPPuSH> we have a society to maintain **** the liberals wanna give pedeophiles rights
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[100] <SuPPuSH> no politically speaking im saying the gay adgenda is exactly in line with hitler
[100] <SuPPuSH> modify the language... change social norms and take over
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[100] <SuPPuSH> yes the "liberals" are basically modern day nazis attack normal and bring it into the faux pas
[100] <SuPPuSH> california is a mess even to liberal standards look up liberal women want to enact sharia law for hillary on youtube

[100] <YT-1300> know what the difference between an air show and the TGFT weekly meeting is?
[100] <YT-1300> One is a cunning array of stunts.
[100] <VOA> [irc] <LaZyPC> The other is a stunning array of cunts?
[100] <YT-1300> and they say yer lazy...

Inc.: They're like "you're late for dinner!" and you repond "yes, I was hit by a drunk driver, and I'm currently on fire" and they're like "BUT YOU'RE LATE FOR DINNER! STOP MAKING EXCUSES!"

I spend a lot of time trying to choose the least-crappy of multiple evils. It's a frustrating position to be in, especially for a long, long time. But, the flipside is we're still here. So, whatever.

While amusing, these also remind me that Inc. is clearly out of his fucking mind to keep driving at this, given trickling grains of sand and opportunity cost - which is probably the only thing about VO I find interesting or worthy of respect.

Sigh...time to buy another 2 years; get your damn tooth fixed, dude.

<Hawkfeather> WESTACTICAL!
<Hawkfeather> YOU'RE BACK!
<Max Lulz> nuh uhn, I'm not bac
<Hawkfeather> THIS IS A WESTACULAR DAY!
<Max Lulz> it's not
<Hawkfeather> YES IT IS
<Dirty 'oRe> dirty westie!
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<Max Lulz> I just wanted to let you all know that I haven't recovered from my VOdicction yet but I may or may not be planning a relapse cuz I'm blue-balls for VO
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<Hawkfeather> lol
<Hawkfeather> we all knew you'd be back West
<Max Lulz> This is not me being back!
<Hawkfeather> (he's in denial)
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<DevilM@n> claps for westile virus
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<Max Lulz> You can joke about Westile Virus all you want, but when you get Westicular Cancer on your Tridenticles...last thing you do is laugh
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<Max Lulz> can I get a FAMY rep to Latos M-7 to screen my new Trident for Westicular Cancer? These Tridenticles look a little inflammed still

WESTACULAR is officially back!

(11:54:43 PM) VOA: [100] <DevilM@n> i dont fight i defend when necessary

-the CO of RED.

.:+VOA:. [100] <Galanoth> EP moved to Canada. He is much worse now
.:+VOA:. [100] <pleaseo> lol
.:+VOA:. [100] <Dirty 'oRe> so is Canada
.:+VOA:. [100] <pleaseo> XD
.:+VOA:. [100] <Galanoth> lol
.:+VOA:. [100] <Galanoth> He doesnt have that Ustralian lag to help him anymore
.:+VOA:. [100] <Galanoth> Australian
.:+VOA:. [100] <Dirty 'oRe> he was never that good
.:+VOA:. [100] <Galanoth> his lag was

Galanoth posted:
'verse

I just deleted three pages of stupid off-topic ranting. If you want to post here, the content had better be something funny that someone else said.

Similarly, there is a difference between "funny" and "being a trolling ass-hat". Aim for something genuinely funny.

I'm telling Whistler to just start thread-muting people who can't seem to stop arguing in the wrong places.

May the funny quotes continue.. Now:

jodanmorgan14f posted:
Flying in an X-1 is for when I want to have some fun. The few times I have flown them I have went 30-0. It's cheap.

She hates me, she hates me not, she hates me....
But if she weren't a poser-pirate, she'd have known how she was killed. :-)
Yarr!

(10:42:52 PM) VOA: [100] <The Blackened Soul> nobody respects nation space pirates YT
(10:43:20 PM) VOA: [100] <Savet Hegar> nobody respects pirates who try to belittle other pirates by belittling their playstyle
(10:43:30 PM) VOA: [100] <The Blackened Soul> and how a UIT just attacked a UIT in Dau
(10:43:37 PM) VOA: [100] <The Blackened Soul> Thats going on a report
(10:44:04 PM) VOA: [100] <Savet Hegar> you should include extra tears and vagina in your report
(10:44:33 PM) VOA: [100] <The Blackened Soul> Or maybe i can include the constant video that my f
(10:44:40 PM) VOA: [100] <The Blackened Soul> phone takes
(10:44:45 PM) VOA: [100] <YT-1300> be sure to spell the name right: "YT-1300"
(10:44:49 PM) VOA: [100] <The Blackened Soul> hows that sound
(10:47:19 PM) VOA: [100] <YT-1300> video's are good, poser.
(10:47:32 PM) VOA: [100] <YT-1300> the devs will love that shot of me toasting your ass
(10:47:33 PM) VOA: [100] <Nick Van Rijn> uit hated can kill uit
(10:47:54 PM) VOA: [100] <YT-1300> if your phone has good enough pixels, they'll see me waving from the cockpit
(10:48:07 PM) VOA: [100] <The Blackened Soul> YT isnt UIT hated as far as i've seen. SF would have followed him by now
(10:48:26 PM) VOA: [100] <Savet Hegar> if your phone has good enough pixels, you'll see my cock pit

(more posts deleted)

STOP POSTING STUFF THAT IS NOT SIMPLY A FUNNY QUOTE OF SOMEONE ELSE. This is not the "REPLY TO FUNNY QUOTES" thread, or the "POST IMAGE MEME" thread.

<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> but I got about 20 PKs in 1v4
<VOA> [100] <SuPPuSH> dunno about that
<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> I do ;-)
<VOA> [100] <SuPPuSH> ive never seen a 1v4 from famy
<VOA> [100] <Footballprophet> and that fish was Thiiiiis Biiiig
<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> ask chickenfeather
<VOA> [100] <Footballprophet> lulz
<VOA> [100] <Footballprophet> 1v4 eh?
<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> yeah, bunch of FAMY newbs
<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> ask chickenfeather
<VOA> [100] <Footballprophet> who in the hell is chicken feathers?
<VOA> [100] <Footballprophet> lulz
<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> Hawkfeather
<VOA> [100] <TheLaZyDj> lol
<VOA> [100] <Footballprophet> he is a FAMY??
<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> he was
<VOA> [100] <Hones Odanetia> he didn't last long
<VOA> [100] <Footballprophet> lulz.. chickenfeathers. i love it.

[Sun Dec 6 11:06:20 2015] [100] <ShipsInSpace> How do I save the game?

(02:23:30 PM) VOA: [100] <Voidance> Not one VOID member has paid a fee

LULZ. At least 3 have to me alone :-)

YT that's not really funny since there's no funny element about it bar your word on the fact they have paid. Logs are funnier than "your word".

I have to agree it is an inside joke. But if you accept that 3 paid, it was funny. Unfortunately, the client list must remain confidential.

Skynet (TGFT_Utilities) Takes Over And Becomes Self-Aware: