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12:44 vo2 [100] <Milky Way> theres this one sector
12:44 vo2 [100] <Milky Way> next to a station
12:44 vo2 [100] <Milky Way> that has like 15 heloicene roids
12:45 vo2 [100] <Zack Green> ill give you a milky way bar if you tell me where it is
12:45 vo2 [100] <Milky Way> i want a milky way like i want a dick in my ass
12:46 vo2 [100] <Zack Green> well then, ill give you TWO milky way bars
12:44 vo2 [100] <Milky Way> next to a station
12:44 vo2 [100] <Milky Way> that has like 15 heloicene roids
12:45 vo2 [100] <Zack Green> ill give you a milky way bar if you tell me where it is
12:45 vo2 [100] <Milky Way> i want a milky way like i want a dick in my ass
12:46 vo2 [100] <Zack Green> well then, ill give you TWO milky way bars
18:04 Espionage: if we had a VO convention I'm pretty sure I'd just bring alcohol to spidey the whole time to listen to him ramble and point out hotties
18:05 spidey_: :)
18:05 Espionage: andy would come along but be to afraid to kiss anybody, and slime would make sarcastic comments and pretend to be above it all
18:05 Espionage: too*
18:05 spidey_: man i'm too afraid to kiss ladies
18:05 Nahin: and esp would sit in his corner surrounded by RED doting on his every word
18:05 Nahin: ;)
18:06 Espionage: and do whatever his RL version of ":P" is
18:06 spidey_: oddly enough I can see myself eating pussy way more than making out with a girl
18:06 slime: nah he'd be trying to tell everyone how to market a game
18:06 Espionage: actually RED are mostly older than myself, except for Mr. Chaos
18:06 Andy_Spades: oi Esp, shaddap!
18:06 slime: i dont even remember who's in red, besides you mecha and chaos
18:06 Espionage: oh and Kopia of course
18:06 spidey_: who gives fucks
18:07 spidey_: lets talk about eating pussy
18:07 slime: lol
18:07 Espionage: I'm not telling anybody *how* to market a game, more just telling them that, ya know... it's a dandy idea!
18:07 Andy_Spades: <3
18:07 slime: hey spidey it's past your bed time
18:08 Espionage: I imagine nahin going around into every conversation and just waiting until somebody says something so he can say "yeah but i'm better at it"
18:08 spidey_: lol
18:08 Nahin: hahaha
18:08 Nahin: definitely
18:08 spidey_: Nahin, how good are you at eating pussy?
18:08 Espionage: better than you
18:08 Andy_Spades: lol
18:08 Espionage: lol
18:08 spidey_: whoa
18:08 Nahin: lol
18:08 Andy_Spades: ahahaha
18:08 Niki: hahaha
18:05 spidey_: :)
18:05 Espionage: andy would come along but be to afraid to kiss anybody, and slime would make sarcastic comments and pretend to be above it all
18:05 Espionage: too*
18:05 spidey_: man i'm too afraid to kiss ladies
18:05 Nahin: and esp would sit in his corner surrounded by RED doting on his every word
18:05 Nahin: ;)
18:06 Espionage: and do whatever his RL version of ":P" is
18:06 spidey_: oddly enough I can see myself eating pussy way more than making out with a girl
18:06 slime: nah he'd be trying to tell everyone how to market a game
18:06 Espionage: actually RED are mostly older than myself, except for Mr. Chaos
18:06 Andy_Spades: oi Esp, shaddap!
18:06 slime: i dont even remember who's in red, besides you mecha and chaos
18:06 Espionage: oh and Kopia of course
18:06 spidey_: who gives fucks
18:07 spidey_: lets talk about eating pussy
18:07 slime: lol
18:07 Espionage: I'm not telling anybody *how* to market a game, more just telling them that, ya know... it's a dandy idea!
18:07 Andy_Spades: <3
18:07 slime: hey spidey it's past your bed time
18:08 Espionage: I imagine nahin going around into every conversation and just waiting until somebody says something so he can say "yeah but i'm better at it"
18:08 spidey_: lol
18:08 Nahin: hahaha
18:08 Nahin: definitely
18:08 spidey_: Nahin, how good are you at eating pussy?
18:08 Espionage: better than you
18:08 Andy_Spades: lol
18:08 Espionage: lol
18:08 spidey_: whoa
18:08 Nahin: lol
18:08 Andy_Spades: ahahaha
18:08 Niki: hahaha
Nov 23 14:23:48 <spidey_> fuck guys
Nov 23 14:23:53 <Ishathis_Bessuni> No, thanks.
Nov 23 14:23:53 <Ishathis_Bessuni> No, thanks.
Nov 24 17:59:58 <vo2> [100] <tsreknor> TGFT doesn't put anyone on kos unless we've been shot at first
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Nov 24 18:04:54 <vo2> [100] <tsreknor> ecka has no motivation whatsoever to "manufacture" enemies for TGFT
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Nov 24 18:04:54 <vo2> [100] <tsreknor> ecka has no motivation whatsoever to "manufacture" enemies for TGFT
Nov 24 18:10:09 <vo2> [100] <Keeper of the Record> arent you in LAW, andy?
Nov 24 18:10:35 <Andy_Spades> !I am indeed.
Nov 24 18:10:51 <vo2> [100] <Keeper of the Record> they are rats
Nov 24 18:11:12 <Andy_Spades> !your mom is a rat. i can only repeat that your grasp of politics is nonexistant.
Nov 24 18:11:54 <vo2> [100] <tsreknor> we interpret any threat against a peaceful trade ship as piracy
Nov 24 18:11:59 <vo2> [100] <Keeper of the Record> thats right you dont rat you just kill or try to
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Nov 24 18:38:19 <Espionage> oh did you get announced as a pirate?
Nov 24 18:38:19 <Espionage> lol
Nov 24 18:38:27 <Andy_Spades> more or less, yes :D
Nov 24 18:38:59 <Espionage> the most you can be accused of is a dodgy wares salesman, if you saw someone in a remote sector they're more likely to be worried about you trying to offload a superlight kit of a packet of lenbs
Nov 24 18:39:21 <Andy_Spades> LOL
Nov 24 18:39:44 <Andy_Spades> nothing dodgy about my stuff!
Nov 24 18:39:47 <Andy_Spades> haha
Nov 24 18:40:01 <Espionage> thats funny, that's exactly what dodgy wares salesman say about their products
Nov 24 18:40:45 * Andy_Spades refers Espionage to the opening scene of "Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels"
Nov 24 18:40:46 <Andy_Spades> ;)
Nov 24 18:40:55 <Espionage> lol
Nov 24 18:10:35 <Andy_Spades> !I am indeed.
Nov 24 18:10:51 <vo2> [100] <Keeper of the Record> they are rats
Nov 24 18:11:12 <Andy_Spades> !your mom is a rat. i can only repeat that your grasp of politics is nonexistant.
Nov 24 18:11:54 <vo2> [100] <tsreknor> we interpret any threat against a peaceful trade ship as piracy
Nov 24 18:11:59 <vo2> [100] <Keeper of the Record> thats right you dont rat you just kill or try to
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Nov 24 18:38:19 <Espionage> oh did you get announced as a pirate?
Nov 24 18:38:19 <Espionage> lol
Nov 24 18:38:27 <Andy_Spades> more or less, yes :D
Nov 24 18:38:59 <Espionage> the most you can be accused of is a dodgy wares salesman, if you saw someone in a remote sector they're more likely to be worried about you trying to offload a superlight kit of a packet of lenbs
Nov 24 18:39:21 <Andy_Spades> LOL
Nov 24 18:39:44 <Andy_Spades> nothing dodgy about my stuff!
Nov 24 18:39:47 <Andy_Spades> haha
Nov 24 18:40:01 <Espionage> thats funny, that's exactly what dodgy wares salesman say about their products
Nov 24 18:40:45 * Andy_Spades refers Espionage to the opening scene of "Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels"
Nov 24 18:40:46 <Andy_Spades> ;)
Nov 24 18:40:55 <Espionage> lol
<Mecha> getting...sleepy....
<Andy_Spades> phew
<Andy_Spades> oh, i never woulda thought remote hypnosis worked so well...
<Mecha> must resist....
<Mecha> socialist mind trick.....
<Andy_Spades> LOL must remember that... "these are not the working classes you're looking for"
<Mecha> lol!
<Niki> if there ever will be a vendetta convention, i have to bring a shirt for mecha to wear
<Niki> with socialist written on it
<Mecha> i will not!
<Mecha> it will burn
<Niki> i will force you to wear it
<Mecha> you will surely die
<Niki> nope, my socialist superpowers are overwhelming
<Niki> i have the masses of the working class behind me
<Mecha> There isn't a commie i can't nuke
<Andy_Spades> lol
<Andy_Spades> lol
<Andy_Spades> lol
<Niki> i'll be standing next to you though
<Mecha> you'll be vaporized
<Niki> but are you ready to die for the greater good yourself?
<Mecha> yes
<Mecha> if my death equals the death of the socialist masses
<Mecha> i can live with that
<Mecha> well
<Mecha> die with that i guess
<Andy_Spades> haha
<Nahin> lol
<Andy_Spades> phew
<Andy_Spades> oh, i never woulda thought remote hypnosis worked so well...
<Mecha> must resist....
<Mecha> socialist mind trick.....
<Andy_Spades> LOL must remember that... "these are not the working classes you're looking for"
<Mecha> lol!
<Niki> if there ever will be a vendetta convention, i have to bring a shirt for mecha to wear
<Niki> with socialist written on it
<Mecha> i will not!
<Mecha> it will burn
<Niki> i will force you to wear it
<Mecha> you will surely die
<Niki> nope, my socialist superpowers are overwhelming
<Niki> i have the masses of the working class behind me
<Mecha> There isn't a commie i can't nuke
<Andy_Spades> lol
<Andy_Spades> lol
<Andy_Spades> lol
<Niki> i'll be standing next to you though
<Mecha> you'll be vaporized
<Niki> but are you ready to die for the greater good yourself?
<Mecha> yes
<Mecha> if my death equals the death of the socialist masses
<Mecha> i can live with that
<Mecha> well
<Mecha> die with that i guess
<Andy_Spades> haha
<Nahin> lol
Dirty?
[100] <Axia Jack> Yikes, a hive queen in an ion storm
[100] <Eotis Kosh> sounds fun
[100] <Westacular> lol
[100] <Axia Jack> Nearly rammed here
[100] <Westacular> I heard you could drop L mines behind them and that works!?
[100] <Ducca> sounds dirty
[100] <Kopia Onol> LOL
[100] <Axia Jack> Dantia j-10 if anyone cares about queens anymore
[100] <Eotis Kosh> can i come? :D
[100] <Axia Jack> go for it
[100] <Ducca> even dirtier
[100] <Axia Jack> lol
[100] <Axia Jack> Yikes, a hive queen in an ion storm
[100] <Eotis Kosh> sounds fun
[100] <Westacular> lol
[100] <Axia Jack> Nearly rammed here
[100] <Westacular> I heard you could drop L mines behind them and that works!?
[100] <Ducca> sounds dirty
[100] <Kopia Onol> LOL
[100] <Axia Jack> Dantia j-10 if anyone cares about queens anymore
[100] <Eotis Kosh> can i come? :D
[100] <Axia Jack> go for it
[100] <Ducca> even dirtier
[100] <Axia Jack> lol
Westacular Droning On About Stuff We Don't Care About
[100] <Westacular> So how did Phaser's furie do in NW
[100] <Westacular> I didn't even notice it
[100] <Westacular> And Jack, we still queen
[100] <Westacular> im just working on several projects right now
[100] <Ducca> Heading there now
[100] <Westacular> stuff that can take RL afk interruptions, unlike queens and pirating
[100] Westacular makes a 180 at Latos to catch Ducca in A-10
We don't care West!
[100] <Westacular> So how did Phaser's furie do in NW
[100] <Westacular> I didn't even notice it
[100] <Westacular> And Jack, we still queen
[100] <Westacular> im just working on several projects right now
[100] <Ducca> Heading there now
[100] <Westacular> stuff that can take RL afk interruptions, unlike queens and pirating
[100] Westacular makes a 180 at Latos to catch Ducca in A-10
We don't care West!
You do know these are supposed to be funny, right?
Okay Kopia. Please post only funny quotes, shaming someone, or using this thread to tell someone you don't care is not funny.
aand back on topic.
aand back on topic.
[100] <sgtcal10> IMA NGRY
[100] <Ducca> nooooooooooooooooooooo!
[100] <sgtcal10> im really andgry
[100] <sgtcal10> angry
[100] <Ducca> and why?
[100] <sgtcal10> niki has forced pat to build his dent before mine
[100] <sgtcal10> no ill never get my trident
[100] <sgtcal10> grrrrrrrrrrr
[100] <Westacular> lol, Niki isn't even subscribed
[100] <sgtcal10> fuck niki
[100] <Westacular> as of a couple days ago....
[100] <Ducca> you will
[100] <sgtcal10> no i wont
[100] <Xandar Tol> um build it yourself?
[100] <sgtcal10> each trident takes yrars to build
[100] <sgtcal10> but pat got me the samo
[100] <sgtcal10> and he siad he would help me build one
[100] <Ducca> in do time cal
[100] <sgtcal10> tridents take years to build
[100] <Patrizio> hey , sgt , u're young, u can wait
[100] <Ducca> nooooooooooooooooooooo!
[100] <sgtcal10> im really andgry
[100] <sgtcal10> angry
[100] <Ducca> and why?
[100] <sgtcal10> niki has forced pat to build his dent before mine
[100] <sgtcal10> no ill never get my trident
[100] <sgtcal10> grrrrrrrrrrr
[100] <Westacular> lol, Niki isn't even subscribed
[100] <sgtcal10> fuck niki
[100] <Westacular> as of a couple days ago....
[100] <Ducca> you will
[100] <sgtcal10> no i wont
[100] <Xandar Tol> um build it yourself?
[100] <sgtcal10> each trident takes yrars to build
[100] <sgtcal10> but pat got me the samo
[100] <sgtcal10> and he siad he would help me build one
[100] <Ducca> in do time cal
[100] <sgtcal10> tridents take years to build
[100] <Patrizio> hey , sgt , u're young, u can wait
[100] <Glyph3> i want to pretend to be a pirate
[100] <Kopia Onol> ROTFLOL
[100] <Boda Shandis> then join FAMY
[100] <Kopia Onol> ^
[100] <Glyph3> ]=D
[100] <Boda Shandis> is that a glory hole?
[100] <Glyph3> no its a pirate face cuz of the hat!
[100] <Glyph3> or it could also be a bull
[100] <Boda Shandis> oh i thought it was a glory hole because of the penis
[100] <Kopia Onol> ROTFLOL
[100] <Boda Shandis> then join FAMY
[100] <Kopia Onol> ^
[100] <Glyph3> ]=D
[100] <Boda Shandis> is that a glory hole?
[100] <Glyph3> no its a pirate face cuz of the hat!
[100] <Glyph3> or it could also be a bull
[100] <Boda Shandis> oh i thought it was a glory hole because of the penis
[100] <RedScar> duel on 100, it's fun for all.
[100] <Kopia Onol> ^
[100] <Westacular> but I've already proven I'm a better fake pirate
[100] <Boda Shandis> good im in edras
[100] <Westacular> AND that he's a liar about who kills him :)
[100] <Kopia Onol> you should'v seen Tortuga
[100] <Boda Shandis> no pic no proof
[100] <Westacular> I got 12 pics, before and afters hots of the 6 kills
[100] <Glyph3> ok now i want to pretend to not be a fake pirate being a trader masked as a miner
[100] <Kopia Onol> warns me, dies, and then lies his ass off that he killed me
[100] <Kopia Onol> *swarms*
[100] <Boda Shandis> post em id like to see this
[100] <RedScar> see think of all the fuel your saving.
[100] <Kopia Onol> ^
[100] <Westacular> but I've already proven I'm a better fake pirate
[100] <Boda Shandis> good im in edras
[100] <Westacular> AND that he's a liar about who kills him :)
[100] <Kopia Onol> you should'v seen Tortuga
[100] <Boda Shandis> no pic no proof
[100] <Westacular> I got 12 pics, before and afters hots of the 6 kills
[100] <Glyph3> ok now i want to pretend to not be a fake pirate being a trader masked as a miner
[100] <Kopia Onol> warns me, dies, and then lies his ass off that he killed me
[100] <Kopia Onol> *swarms*
[100] <Boda Shandis> post em id like to see this
[100] <RedScar> see think of all the fuel your saving.
Here we go again. I just can't help it. The fact no one else posted these should be a clear sign, but I guess some people were at least mildly amused to I decided to share them anyway. I guess in any case it's really Niki who's to blame, since he provided me with the logs, because he's DA BES, not just at watching 1990's videos.
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18:56 Ishathis_Bessuni: I've been to Mannheim.
18:57 Andy_Spades: i never knew there was a gun festival there
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18:56 Ishathis_Bessuni: I've been to Mannheim.
18:57 Andy_Spades: i never knew there was a gun festival there
18:15 ARF: I thought this was a list of halloween costumes
18:15 ARF: but then I realized you're describing people from VO
18:15 ARF: but then I realized you're describing people from VO
VO Gathering / Conference
16:50 ARF: 10 people on 4 continents?
16:51 webSavet: we'll just make one of those Pangea things again for the event.
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17:58 Andy_Spades: a drunk scot upsetting the table and throwing chairs while shouting "pwnd by an old arthritic miner!"
17:59 Andy_Spades: lots of quiet nerds sitting by themselves and sipping off their diet coke
18:00 Andy_Spades: a megalomaniac plotting on how to best provoke "the good kind" of conflict
18:00 Andy_Spades: lots of people giving "advice" via skype conference
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18:05 Andy_Spades: i will now continue my list: a smooth business-techie with a pipe and a monkey costume walking around and trying to sell warranties on peoples knives while stabbing them with said cutlery item
18:06 Andy_Spades: a married couple that won't admit they even know each other
18:06 Andy_Spades: a snake
18:08 Andy_Spades: a 10-yr-old that laughs about all the cock-jokes without ever getting them
18:10 Andy_Spades: a german robot
18:11 Andy_Spades: a group of italians just talking amongst each other and occasionally throwing pasta and broken english at the others
18:11 Andy_Spades: a fucking plant
18:13 Andy_Spades: an angry metalworker threatening to hit everyone with his enormous member
18:14 Andy_Spades: an american hipster guy suffering from attention-deficit syndrome who needs to win all the boardgames
18:15 Andy_Spades: a young fellow who arrives drunk and high and won't stop speaking about his cousin
18:16 Andy_Spades: oh, don't forget the dog that tries to bite everyone but has a phobia of rolled-up newspaper
18:17 CrazySpence: or the german guy who is two sides of the same card
18:17 Andy_Spades: lol
18:19 Andy_Spades: i'm struggling to find the right words for TRS/Esp
18:20 Andy_Spades: i don't want to paint to nice a picture cos of comic effect
18:20 Andy_Spades: but it shouldn't be too mean either, i like the guy
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18:23 Andy_Spades: anyway, if there ever was a VO convention, there would certainly be enough to drink, and good stuff too. and there would be enough weed. and the music would on average be pretty good.
18:24 Andy_Spades: oh i nearly forgot the flirtatious ultra-hardcore-rightwing mid-west chick
18:24 ARF: whos that?
18:24 Andy_Spades: Lisa
18:25 CrazySpence: lol
18:25 ARF: oh right lol
18:25 Andy_Spades: and the guy that's very nice, intelligent and funny but doesn't drink
18:26 Andy_Spades: so he's the one who's gonna be up all night driving people back to their hotels
18:27 Andy_Spades: and of course a dangerously intelligent bully lawyer
18:27 Andy_Spades: or, rather, two
18:27 Andy_Spades: i guess i'd better stop now.
18:27 Andy_Spades: but i'd really love to see what i just described happen
16:50 ARF: 10 people on 4 continents?
16:51 webSavet: we'll just make one of those Pangea things again for the event.
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17:58 Andy_Spades: a drunk scot upsetting the table and throwing chairs while shouting "pwnd by an old arthritic miner!"
17:59 Andy_Spades: lots of quiet nerds sitting by themselves and sipping off their diet coke
18:00 Andy_Spades: a megalomaniac plotting on how to best provoke "the good kind" of conflict
18:00 Andy_Spades: lots of people giving "advice" via skype conference
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18:05 Andy_Spades: i will now continue my list: a smooth business-techie with a pipe and a monkey costume walking around and trying to sell warranties on peoples knives while stabbing them with said cutlery item
18:06 Andy_Spades: a married couple that won't admit they even know each other
18:06 Andy_Spades: a snake
18:08 Andy_Spades: a 10-yr-old that laughs about all the cock-jokes without ever getting them
18:10 Andy_Spades: a german robot
18:11 Andy_Spades: a group of italians just talking amongst each other and occasionally throwing pasta and broken english at the others
18:11 Andy_Spades: a fucking plant
18:13 Andy_Spades: an angry metalworker threatening to hit everyone with his enormous member
18:14 Andy_Spades: an american hipster guy suffering from attention-deficit syndrome who needs to win all the boardgames
18:15 Andy_Spades: a young fellow who arrives drunk and high and won't stop speaking about his cousin
18:16 Andy_Spades: oh, don't forget the dog that tries to bite everyone but has a phobia of rolled-up newspaper
18:17 CrazySpence: or the german guy who is two sides of the same card
18:17 Andy_Spades: lol
18:19 Andy_Spades: i'm struggling to find the right words for TRS/Esp
18:20 Andy_Spades: i don't want to paint to nice a picture cos of comic effect
18:20 Andy_Spades: but it shouldn't be too mean either, i like the guy
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18:23 Andy_Spades: anyway, if there ever was a VO convention, there would certainly be enough to drink, and good stuff too. and there would be enough weed. and the music would on average be pretty good.
18:24 Andy_Spades: oh i nearly forgot the flirtatious ultra-hardcore-rightwing mid-west chick
18:24 ARF: whos that?
18:24 Andy_Spades: Lisa
18:25 CrazySpence: lol
18:25 ARF: oh right lol
18:25 Andy_Spades: and the guy that's very nice, intelligent and funny but doesn't drink
18:26 Andy_Spades: so he's the one who's gonna be up all night driving people back to their hotels
18:27 Andy_Spades: and of course a dangerously intelligent bully lawyer
18:27 Andy_Spades: or, rather, two
18:27 Andy_Spades: i guess i'd better stop now.
18:27 Andy_Spades: but i'd really love to see what i just described happen
That is awesome! I don't understand the monkey costume, but I couldn't help but laugh.