14:58 vo2 [100] spidey is sad because he sucks hard these days

Didn't know you were into that kind of stuff, spidey. :P

RED are pirates!

16:18 vo2 [100] <Bismarcko> dont shoot ill pay
16:18 vo2 [100] <Kopia Onol> 200k
16:21 vo2 [100] <Bismarcko> wait
16:21 vo2 [100] <Bismarcko> how much
16:21 vo2 [100] <Bismarcko> trying
16:22 vo2 [100] <Kopia Onol> Itan? lol
16:22 vo2 [100] <Kopia Onol> you must be desperate
16:22 vo2 [100] <Kopia Onol> and you're only Combat 1
16:22 vo2 [100] <Nahin Lor> isn't kopia RED?
16:22 vo2 [100] <Nahin Lor> so RED _are_ pirates!

Yes I do, but at least I have the decency of not ruining good quotes with proper context... you ass...

Another thing, these threads would be worth reading if people just put the funny parts in and not their entire errors.log

Da fuq nahin? He just said 200k in an odd spot. Also no RED is allowed to let an Itan live so stop posting rubbish and get back to building your guild.

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EDIT2- Looks like I was deleted. Heh. Oh well I had a feeling that would happen. If anyone wants the quotes i have it in a txt file. :P

/end disclaimer
This had to be the funniest arvo ever

Yeah... Itan are all completely normal...

My fav is this:

[Mon Sep 17 16:00:07 2012] (guild) [Pelatus O-15] <spidey> Anyways point is, you're going to get raped by a ladyboy one day and there's nothing you can do about it.

Canonical spidey.

[100] <Westacular> FAMY welcomes sgtcal10 to the ranks! GRATZ!
[100] <sgtcal10> cool
[100] <sgtcal10> can i have a reactor
[100] <sgtcal10> and will u help me make a trident Westacular
[100] <sgtcal10> where are you west

/me mumbles something about savet and fluffiness

It continued..

[100] <Patrizio> do u have a samoflange , sgtcal10 ?
[100] <sgtcal10> what the fuck is that
<TheRedSpy> !LOL
<savet-hegar> LOL...i love him
<vo2> [100] <Patrizio> if u wonna build the reactor u need one somoflange
[100] <sgtcal10> and what is that
[100] <CrazySpence> dont give him any, he is evil now
[1] <Tadari> here in the train, the only thing ican do is mining.. as soon as i get home, i will do the gauntlet till the 3rd round three times.. then i have lvl 4
[100] <Patrizio> i 've some
[100] <sgtcal10> how much
[100] <sgtcal10> money
[100] <Westacular> I don't have any trident skills
[100] <sgtcal10> training tonight redspy
[100] <Patrizio> i can sell u one for 15 millions
[100] <sgtcal10> then fuck off
[100] <Greenwall> lol
[100] <CrazySpence> lol
[100] <Westacular> they're expensive man....
[100] <Greenwall> that's a fair price
[100] <CrazySpence> i got mine for free
[100] <Westacular> ^^^^in bed with the devs!
[100] <sgtcal10> i will make mine myself thats a rip
[100] <sgtcal10> west are you a dev

" ...Einstein calls those newbs insane, and Darwin says they shouldn't have sex."

TRS

16:10 Andy_Spades !the worst thing is.... somehow we got to talk, i said something like "great gig, and it was cool to imagine you were looking at me the whole time" - lame, i know
16:10 Andy_Spades !but then she said "well, what if i had been...?"
16:10 vo2 [100] <Footballprophet> rofl
16:10 vo2 [100] <Westacular> ...
16:10 Andy_Spades !uh, then i ran for it <.<
16:11 vo2 [100] <TheRedSpy> lol
16:11 vo2 [100] <Jace Marstok> XD
16:11 vo2 [100] <Footballprophet> lulz

* SoggyWaffles has joined #vendetta
<SoggyWaffles> itripped, does badomen want that watch?
<Mecha> that sounded dirty lol
<Mecha> XD
* Mecha laughs hysterically

The dystopian future of TGFT

[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:06 EST] [100] <Denerius> And is anyone from the TGFT online?
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:14 EST] [100] <Westacular> we killed them all!!!
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:19 EST] [100] <Denerius> WAT
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:19 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> ew TGFT
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:21 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> that guild died
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:22 EST] [100] <Westacular> MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:26 EST] [100] <Denerius> :(
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:37 EST] [100] <Westacular> "died" is too passive, we KILLED them!
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:39 EST] [100] <Denerius> I was member #3 or something.
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:50 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> turns out they were all griefers.. sad story
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:32:58 EST] [100] <Westacular> they turned into tossers and got..tossed
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:33:21 EST] [100] <Denerius> Griefers? WTF we were traders.
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:33:34 EST] [100] <Westacular> that's what I was saying!
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:33:47 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> were being the operative word, but in the VPR we don't let a guild who's commander shoots newbs for fun get away with it
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:34:25 EST] [100] <Denerius> Wow, they shot newbs?
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:34:37 EST] [100] <Westacular> Ecka killed me in his prom
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:34:37 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> well, ecka did yeah
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:34:50 EST] [100] <Westacular> I was only a couple weeks in
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:35:19 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> so then all their members quit after VPR made them KOS and joined this other guild called TRI
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:35:53 EST] [100] <Denerius> Bummer. So I guess I joined at a safe point.
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:36:04 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> I guess you did!
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:36:04 EST] [100] <Westacular> and that is where they rediscovered trade and peaceful activites
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:36:44 EST] [100] <Westacular> the last series of station battles was pathetic....
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:37:06 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> i thought so too Westacular
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:37:11 EST] [100] <Westacular> this great friendly alliance of several groups had all the stations...and TGFT put up a HUGE fight to take em and they got pummeled!
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:37:45 EST] [100] <Ratala-Ra Ralina> so the dead guild suddenly fights?
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:37:58 EST] [100] <Westacular> past tense
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:37:59 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> no this was their last act remember "Ratala-Ra Ralina"
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:38:51 EST] [100] <Ratala-Ra Ralina> wasn't that only a couple of days ago?
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:39:17 EST] [100] <Ratala-Ra Ralina> ok, that's a long time for mayflies...
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:39:38 EST] [100] <Denerius> So it does exist?
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:39:49 EST] [100] <Denerius> Maybe I'll fly around for the next few weeks and see what's up.
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:40:11 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> :)
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:40:40 EST] [100] <Denerius> Well, glad to be back everyone.
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:41:42 EST] [100] <Westacular> careful if you run into any former TGFTers, they'll shoot you with a free bus and sell your scrap, they're hard up for cash...the ones that didn't join TRI
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:42:06 EST] [100] <Denerius> I don't need money. I'm frickin rich.
[Wed 26 Sep 2012 16:42:26 EST] [100] <TheRedSpy> I know, many of them have turned to piracy, ive had to escort a number of peaceful traders against them

"Vendetta does include a "variety of customizable ships."
Phaserlight

FTL-100: A dated controls model based on joystick and mouse control is interesting but ungraceful at the best of times,

"Being good at a video game is not worth bragging about period. I realise that probably messes with your world view there Nahin but it is what it is"

TRS

22:39 vo2 [100] <Savet Hegar> It's also helpful to let your buddies know where you are. I am, for example in Initros J11. Where are you guys?
22:40 Nahin !I live on a cloud in IRC land.
22:40 Nahin !where teh pink ponies fly and the yellow elephants roam
22:40 slime !so this is what they mean by cloud gaming

Blood Thirsty:

Everyone knows Nahin is a cheater: he dodges and aims : ]

Just cheat better than him : )

Incarnate:

IE9 is apparently a whole new world of broken. Fantastic.

freeman987: You idiots would be list without spell check...

--Incarnate--

Now, let's try and re-focus this thread on its original goals of stuff people could buy through a kickstarter. If others want to create "what VO needs" and "Incarnate should die in a fire" threads, go do so elsewhere in Suggestions.