here are a few of mine:

from: http://vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/10267#117664
Incarnate: Shape, you dork, I *just* posted that ;).

from http://vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/2992#26774
a1k0n:
White Gerbil Acquisition Fund?
Warrior Guild Action Figures?
Welded Glass Airplane Fuselage?
Waylon Guzzles Anti-Freeze?

It's up to you! Who gives a !@&( what it stands for?

Actually, it DOES stand for "Who Gives A Fuck" >_>

“Soon(tm)”

I still laugh every time they use it :-D

a1k0n: "oops"

usually when something goes catastrophically wrong

[x] a1k0n
[ ] not a1k0n

That's the greatest way to explain who caused a problem.

haha, soon(tm)'s my n#1 too

Hehe... how about:
momerath42: "...ok - one more deliverator restart..."

Ray: "yes, we're adding lesbian mudwrestling."
http://vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/12058#146409

'ninjas...check'

^_^

This thread:
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OMG it's not a1k0n's fault! OMGOMGOMG! Just kidding Andy, we all know you're a ... er... *cough* perfectly good *cough* garbage truck driver. We wouldn't... er... blame all the world's problems on you...

-Calder

Lol =D

The one Calder mentioned goes way down in VO history:

read this:
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/2807#38350
and then four posts later...

a1k0n: "No, I was driving the garbage truck"

Another favorite:
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/11265#132585

I believe it was michael that first coined the phrase "Lord Aroltemort"

[Sat Jun 10 01:34:05 2006] [100] <a1k0n> spatula city.. we sell spatulas and that's all

[06/10/06 09:19:18] [100] <a1k0n> yes, i improved the network code so that it didn't let mac people and most windows people play

rofl

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/7/6406#80901

a1k0n: Know what the cheapest shot in the game is?
Pyro: What I just did? :P
*Pyro was killed by nonexistant player node 0*
a1k0n: That.

(what Pyro did, for those who didn't click on the link, was kill a1k0n with an avalon torpedo)

Ooh, thats class

Not really a quote, but it's still kinda funny.

[Sat Jun 17 04:56:38 2006] Your mission has been aborted due to unforseen circumstances. (probably michael restarting deliverator)
[Sat Jun 17 04:56:38 2006] 4200 credits received

Momerath and his Deliverator restarts. A match made in Devlopia! >.>

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/14570

[ninja URL edit -a1k0n]