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Jan 23, 2004 ctishman link
The point of that being...
Jan 24, 2004 toshiro link
we can't get at their porn
Jan 24, 2004 ctishman link
Yeah, but they can't get at it either.
Jan 24, 2004 Pyro link
Yes they can; they've got transporters.
Jan 24, 2004 ctishman link
And why don't the science-nerd Itani have transporters?
Jan 24, 2004 Suicidal Lemming link
their transporters can't get through that metal, being that neutral is the only nation to use it.
Jan 25, 2004 ctishman link
A problem that should stump the Itani science community for all of 2 minutes, 39 seconds.
Jan 25, 2004 toshiro link
also, the point isn't whether they can't get at it, it's important that the others can't get at it. do unto others as you would do unto yourself.
Jan 25, 2004 ctishman link
1) It's "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

and

2) I don't think that rule applies to acquisition of Space Porn.
Jan 26, 2004 toshiro link
1. yes, but that wouldn't apply here, so i changed it

2. what rules do apply to the acquisition of space porn, cast in iron?
Jan 26, 2004 Archon link
Hehe! Nice. I especially like the Ale. ;)
Jan 26, 2004 ctishman link
Well, now that you've let slip that it's iron in the casing, I definitely see space porn in my future.

Archon: Thanks! :)
Jan 27, 2004 toshiro link
i don't know if it's iron, since i'm no Itani Scientist, but a proud Serconian Warrior.
i was just assuming that, since iron/steel is one of the most versatile and at the same time cheapest metal to get at.
Jan 27, 2004 toshiro link
i don't know if it's iron, since i'm no Itani Scientist, but a proud Serconian Warrior.
i was just assuming that, since iron/steel is one of the most versatile and at the same time cheapest metals to get at.
Jan 27, 2004 roguelazer link
Actually, my team has been researching it, and we've come to the conclusion that it is actually an undilluted form of acetic acid, which destroys anything coming in contact with it. A simple modification of our transporters should let us in in jiffy.
Jan 27, 2004 Hoax link
Ask your cable/sat provider for the NT channel and you won't have to steal our 'adult' cargo anymore...
Jan 28, 2004 Morbidly Wrong link
aawww man...

now that i know there's space porn i have to dedicate my life to hoarding more than i could ever use...


YOU BASTARDS!!!
Jan 28, 2004 ctishman link
Calling Captain Kirk!