Hello everyone, with all the new improvements to the game I think it's high time we add this. The community has waited 16 years for it, I really believe we deserve it.

Poop gun:
6/6/6/9
100 mass
Light port
420 credits
Takes whatever's in your bio waste and fires it into space in the form of a ball. Due to the nature of poop being that it differs from nation to nation, it will explode if you are Serco, sending little bits of metal everywhere that damage hostile ships. It will blind your enemy if you are Itani, and a mixture if you are UIT.

seems plausible. Though, I'd suggest this takes the place of the flachete cannon. That weapon is a waste that it's nickname is already poop gun. So to avoid confusion, it should be removed and an actual poop gun can take it's place, price and mass.