I am new to the game but am finding it very difficult to play due to the tooth-jarring "BLING!" every time you click on something.
Is there any way to turn that off? I cannot play the game with sound because of it.

If not that is my suggestion :D

The mobile versions have a quiet click instead of the echoey bling noise so there's got to be some way to change it.

Stay here long enough, you will learn to love the bling and the doot. Especially the doot.

I am a big fan of the sweeps, the creeps and the beeps.

That's not all he's a fan of.

I would bet theres a sound file you can replace if nothing else works

It would be inside the .rlb, which would then mean you'd have to start the game directly rather than via the launcher since that would undo it. So it would be annoying.

Pretty much anything related to audio is a PITA in this game. That and the radar are the two most lacking areas when it comes to the Lua API, IMO.