New Weapon: Hasbro Nerf Blaster
Description: Fires spongey non-toxic spring-loaded projectiles prone to getting lost behind the couch.
License Requirerments: 0/0/0/0/0
Small Port
Ammo Capacity: 6
Velocity: 100 m/s
Delay: as fast as you can pull back the spring and put another dart on.
Damage: 0, but siblings could fake out mom if shot in the eye. 10% chance per hit that opponent can't fire his weapons while wiping tears of laughter from eyes.
Grid power: 0 (spring-loaded, remember?)
Weight: 1kg

New Weapon: Hasbro Nerf Cannon
Description: Autoloading, Gatling-Style cannon deployed by older brothers and that kid down the block who got everything you wished you got for Christmas.
Large Port
License Requirements: 0/0/1/0/0
Ammo Capacity: 36
Velocity: 110 m/s
Delay: as fast as you can turn the crank!
Damage: 0, but you'l still be temp kos if you fire them in an NFZ because you might knock over something expensive.
Grid Power: 0
Weight: 2kg

New Weapon: Corvus Nerf Rocket
Description: Using Those cool spongey footballs with fins, and a giant slingshot made of surgical tubing and an empty plastic bleach bottle, Corvus has one-upped the frat boys by loading the ammo with water balloons and arming them with proximity detonators.
Small Port
License Requirements: 1/1/1/0/0
Ammo Capacity: 4
Detonation range 100m
Spash radius: 100m
Velocity: 100 m/s
Damage: Embarrassment of being wet in space.
Grid Power: 1 (for detonator)
Delay: 4 seconds, but 2.6 is the record at UC Santa Barbara dorms.

Rumor has it that Corvus is also working on a large port potato cannon, but that need not be nerfed.

LOL great stuff.

Spence can manufacture them, he works at the Nerf Factory

Don't forget,
Super Soaker laser gun:
Large port
License: None, just an attitude of fun and warmongering!
Ammo: 100, decrease at a rate of 3 shots/second
Damage: Looking like you peed.
Grid: Heh, you could lean out the window and fire.

RoFlMaO +1