We know, Aussie pings are horrible. But let's look at the root of the problem. Everyone wants to shoot the Aussies. Why?

-arrogance
-egotistical
-they lag
-they have more cool pets they can catch from the wild
-one or more of them still owes me a dingo

I propose we improve the Aussie personality so they are less vilified, and they can grow away from their penal colony roots. Less people will shoot at them, and they won't mind the higher ping.

- It's not our fault that we're better than everyone
- Me me me me me me me me me me me me me
- It's not our fault that we lag
- I have a red belly black snake in my letterbox, I named him Savant Hegor.
- You can meet me in Alice Springs to collect.

I say we maroon them on New Zealand.

- I say we maroon them on New Zealand.

Nooooooooo! anything but that!!

Muahahaha!

Hahaha!!!

Best "counter-thread" ever!

Faille.

Ok... didn't want to ever mention this secret, but... I am the lead developer. I will be incredibly upset if I am marooned on New Zealand! Under no circumstances should anyone send me a one way ticket to New Zealand, as I would be horrified to spend the rest of my days in such a terrible place!