Yep.

Hell to the no. He doesn't want the job.

Are you high?

I come here for fun not work

^

Until they come up with a way to only have the mission spawning part of it and not any of the other drama parts, no thanks

Cause then i'd spawn random mission events throughout my time online!

Totally worth it just for this ^

+1 to random mission spawning guides!

Obviously Tumble, Yoda, or myself should be the next guide.

I'd go for yoda.

Until they come up with a way to only have the mission spawning part of it and not any of the other drama parts, no thanks

You clearly have excellent judgement.

^ See, guides aren't allowed a sense of humor, I guess that rules most of us out.

It's part of their excellent judgement

It's because guides have a sense of humor that any of us continue to wake up unslaughtered in our sleep.

Though I do worry for those who have disappeared from the forums.

How weird that you imagined that I was making a serious comment.

+1 Tumble for guide
-1 CS for guide, he's just too crazy!

+1 for Lecter guide
+1 for Tumble guide
+1 for Peytros guide
+ 1 for Spence guide

Unrelated threadjacking...

Can we have Tarenty neutered? For the good of the world?

I might suggest the same for you, but it's too late. :(

what's a guide?

Make me a guide I promise to make my work very fun.

MUAAAAHAAA