I've come to the realization through my many bitter victims that as Mecha Touriaus, I am not allowed to have alts ESPECIALLY of other nationalities. So I am suggesting that you remove my many alts to balance the game so it is fair and also restrict my location to Sedina B-8 only and restrict my access to the ec-88 only so that I can duel 1v1 for the rest of my life to make everyone feel better when they beat me. In the off chance that they suck so bad I beat them in a bus then I should instantly explode and respawn without the ability to purchase weapons. This ensures that everyone will feel good about themselves in vo by being able to find me and blow me up under Mecha and no one else. The game will thus be balanced.

Now onto the matters of who my alts are.

My Itani Alts

ARF_01
Eldrad
?
Interstellar
Ishathis Bessuni
Shape
footballprophet

My Serco Alts (the ones I have the most problems with)

Mecha The Great
yodaofborg
Not Mecha
No Really, This Isn't Mecha, Check my IP
Borb
I Guess I Could Be Using A Proxy, But Really It Isn't Me
By Me I Mean Mecha, I Mean No, I'm Not
Borb II
Erebus

My UIT Alts

Ecka Estenk
Rin Ganborro
Look... No Hands
DE-1412j
Phaserlight
Doctor mcay
Nahin Lor

My Canadian Alts

Slime
iTripped
Lord Spidey

My French Alts

Blood Thirsty :)

My Soviet Union Alts

[syn]N00b
Pirren

My German Alts

Niki

***Wow I forgot how many alts I have, let me look through my accounts and I'll update the list***

add me to ye Soviet Union alts as well :}

As a legit Canadian alt of Mecha, I approve of this suggestion.

I'm the nice alt. Please let me keep my megaposi.

I've used this alt to infiltrate the highest ranks of VPR.

As I am not Mecha's super top secret alt, this will affect me in no way.

>.>

I thought you said you'd be quiet about this.

UPDATE:

Waffles of Soggy
Conflict Diamond
Denji Royhu
Boran Mur
Ryan Reign
Draugath

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

More to be discovered!

I'm every Mecha, it's all in me!

Although I am Canadian.. I am most definitely not a Mecha Alt...i think I'm the only other person playing this game

Seragyn

We're all Hortan, in the end.

Not me!

I just make you say that, lecter-alt.

I am not a Mecha alt. I may, at some future point, become a Mecha alt. Mecha alts may be hazardous to your health.

Do not expose Mecha alts to distilled water or carbon dioxide. Keep out of children. May cause transmutation of some elements. Rays cast from Mecha alts may cause burning or tissue death. Void where prohibited. Viewer discretion is advised.

wait... what about me? I thought I was a mecha alt D:

No, you're the cheap Chinese knockoff model.

^ It's true.