Whether this thread dying in a fire would be cool has no bearing on whether the thread is horrible.

Since you bring up that concept, however, you must subconsciously be thinking that it is indeed horrible.

What would be really cool, not just kinda, is if my danged dishes would clean themselves. I keep putting them in the sink and glaring at them, but they just sit there wallowing in their filth. Lazy bums.

There's a really neat product you can get that washes dishes, a woman.

You're making assumptions about the woman-getting abilities of most VO players, Ryan, that the facts simply don't warrant.

Lecter this isnt about your own personal shortcomings....

Yes, I have heard of these "women". However I don't like it when my appliances ask me annoying questions, and I've heard that can be a problem with those. I'll probably give in someday and get one, but for the time being, I'd rather find a simpler less finicky solution. Not to mention cheaper.

I went and got me a countertop dishwasher (don't want to make holes in my apartment to install a full-sized one), so I'll see how this works out. Because a sink full of fuzzy wriggling dishes is one of the last things my clone will want to see when it comes home after I die.