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Mar 09, 2010 PaKettle link
Can we have space pony drops?
Mar 09, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
Sure. But who's cleaning up the stinky brown piles of "pony drops"?
Mar 10, 2010 toshiro link
The guy who asked about them, of course. That would make it... you two. Aren't you happy?
Mar 10, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
Sure I'm happy: you've just revealed an even worse grasp of what constitutes an interrogative and how number agreement works in English than I'd have ever thought possible. Bravo. Now go take a quick English lesson from Alloh.
Mar 10, 2010 toshiro link
Why do your acidic replies always make me think of this?

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3461
Mar 10, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
Mmm, I haven't read Sinfest in some time. Your selection, however, sucks... I cannot say I like how it's evolved since the early days.

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=235

-and-

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=241

On the message of your selection, I hate to disappoint but I don't let anyone live rent-free in my head, and surely none of this sorry lot. My vitriol comes solely from a personal delight in attempting to hit genuine soft spots in those I think worthy of harm - after it's word-smithed and delivered, I'm off to other pursuits.
Mar 10, 2010 toshiro link
And you still fail.
Mar 10, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
Eh, you win some, you lose some. As a true, proven time and again, ferrous crainus, you should be very aware of that fact -- but are obviously oblivious to it.

Most of the time, my delight in your case is watching you self-pwn due to your own inability to process context, combined with a definite inability to experience 'up' or 'down' in life. I have to settle for making others, like Atice, Shlim, manharu, or poor old uc (inter alia), actually upset - you aren't wired for that any more than you're capable of understanding excitement.
Mar 10, 2010 toshiro link
No, you just fail. Hard. And your problem is, you don't even realize it.
Mar 10, 2010 Willis link
I want mutant sea bass with lazer beams on their heads!
Mar 10, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
Of course you're right, tosh. Nobody here has ever been upset by, or lost their temper at, me. And you've never been shown to totally miss what's going on in a thread due to your being a literal-minded, English language mangling idiot.

Carry on.
Mar 10, 2010 PaKettle link
Toshiro, most sociopaths have an over developed sense of thier own worth and abilities....In this case I believe hubris is the term you seek.

Lecter is incapable of realising how badly he fails.

SEA BASS? we aint at sea!

You want a space guppy.
Mar 10, 2010 Starpwn link
It is pointless for you three to argue, because the vector inequality theorem is obviously broken in this case.

|toshiro| + |PaKettle| < |Dr. Lecter|

Where |x| is the absolute value of x.
Mar 10, 2010 toshiro link
You continue to fail. And you still don't realize it. I'm almost starting to feel pity for you.
Mar 11, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Mar 11, 2010 toshiro link
And I know you have no idea what I'm talking about.
Mar 11, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
Me and the rest of the world, yes.

Do we win for most off-topic thread in Suggestions?
Mar 11, 2010 toshiro link
Hehe. I figured it was safe, because we could not hamper any serious suggestion this time.

Also, you're too quick on the assumptions.
Mar 11, 2010 metaweed link
Well, a suggestion could eventually come out of this... like... go shoot yourselves...
And by yourselves I don't mean each other.

And no, I am not upset, I am very amused, I am so amused that I'd rather not see this incredibly smart conversation end. Ever!
Mar 11, 2010 toshiro link
Oh, I know it's meaningless drivel. But it's a fun thing to do.

I'll have to disappoint on the suicide part. Not to mention that such a suggestion is a bit out of line.