Hi, how about that:

Occasionally, /displayshippos should be interpretes as /displays hippos :-)

Either your screen will have a lot of hippos swarming around or all ships would like hippos.

Regards,
Mark (Commander Jameson)

hehe

and weapon firing will sound like a hippo!!!!

of course there would be a option that says "Activate easter eggs", it would be off by default.

Just so newbs don't going around saying WTF?!?!?

SL: well, a newbie rarely uses /displayshippos :-)

/me decides to go around telling n00bs that /displayshippos displays the number of hippos in their sector.
It'll be funny.

ahahahahah

The navigator on the frigate, INS Serpa, speaks up as his touchscreen fills with numbers, "Sir, we have reports of 15 hippos in sector 7. your suggested course of action?..."

"15 hippos in s7? are you crazy blast them, they know they arent supposed to be out of the neutral teritories s3 with that flag that is always mined. 15 hippos, hmmmm...... lousy hippos darn neutral noobs need to stop bringing the hippos to s7. dont forget to blast them too" lol

"Sir, i hard hippo burgers are the best burgers you can buy, i say kill em and fry em up!"

:-)

"Are you mad?! Everybody knows hippo burgers taste best grilled!"

we have 15 hippos can people not understand that a hippo make 12 burgers after the turrets stop firing? thats 12*15 i dont know how many burgers that is but its a lot and i only eat 2 so the rest are yours and you cook it the way you want it. lol, now go eat and enjoy

wheres the ketchup?

Major_Rager took all the ketchup.
I have plenty of Katsup, though.

thats fine, just as long as i cant tell the difference, and i can enjoy this burger im happy