Wave Motion Gun
anti cappie beam weapon. fires in 3 second bursts with a drain of 100. 2500 damage per second, plus 100 damage per second to the ship firing it.

I realize this is unlikely and the stats are up for debate, but there are fairly few anti cappie weapons.

your mom, my "wave motion gun," etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Battleship_Yamato_%28spaceship%29#Weaponry_.2F_defences

Why not...

Well, at least some one is aware of the reference!

I would put my otaku rep to shame if I didn't >_>

the enormous firing gate at the bow ... fired in a stream directly forwards ... Enormously powerful ... however, it takes a brief but critical period to charge before firing. It also requires all non-essential power systems be deactivated, and leaves the ship powerless and adrift for a short time after firing

Sounds like my analogy was pretty much spot on >.>

It's possible the original creator of the series had phallic undertones on his mind. Big guns usually point to something Freudian...

Nevertheless, it'd be fun.

Ah yes, "Star Blazers" here in the US. I think here we can call these "Goliath Cannons"...