i would just like to say, that i am selling some wonderful financial products: station rental space securities packages.

these are bundles of station rental spaces, sold to me by various station real estate officers, as a bundle, at wonderful interest rates, from good, solid, reliable borrowers.

these spaces are a sure-fire, solid, long term investment, that you can't go wrong in buying.

contact me in game to purchase some of these station-backed securities, and get in on the action while it is hot!

ooh! sounds lucrative

hey, i have bad credit, no way to prove i can make the payments, and can only afford rates on an adjustable interest rate

but i think in the interest of making money you should sell me the securities without checking my background information

:D

you seem like the ideal candidate, that has been overlooked by the system. but you deserve station space just as much as the next guy...

you work hard... or even if you dont, its not your fault!