/me swats at the bugs, and then seeing that it is a wasp runs as fast as his little legs will take him.

there was a yellowjacket in the office today. Ray swatted it with a magazine and managed to chop all of its left limbs (including the wing) off.

Barts oldest little sister, Lisa, has become obsolete, so why not:
Math
Algorythm
Generating
(and)
General
Interface
Engine

It's not an inference engine, it's a rule-matching engine --a1k0n

So, it should be named a1k0n Rules, isat what you're saying?

how about

Selects
Exact
Right
Conditions
Organization
System

S pecially
T yped
O ut
R ule
M atching
E ngine
R edux

Andy
Rewrote the
Trade and
Escort
Modules
Instead of
Sleeping

SRISA Logically speaking... Lisa was 'Lisp-based Intelligent Software Agents', so shouldn't the Simplified Rule-based construct be SRISA? or they could just call it SRC.

I do like Will ROberts' suggestion though ;)

Indeed. Will Roberts is a master of puns AND acronyms It seems...