repent sinners, put jesus in the game! all the
nasty sex and drugs in this game are a bad influence
on our youngsters and are corrupting our society.
no wonder they attack us on september 11, we have
turned away from the holy bible!

only by introducing the 'christian nation' as a 4th
faction in the game, and giving them overwhelming powers
like the 'blaster cross' and the 'death star of david'
will you be able to appease the angels of death that
will otherwise come for your immortal corrupt souls.

repent now sinners!

dude, quit spamming

Fuzzy901: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/8/9926
Would this be like NetHack, where, if you decided you don't want your god's help, you risk getting struck by lightning next time you do anything remotely religion related? :P
-:sigma.SB

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... if they're even willing to touch this crap.

I don't know.... I kind of like the "Death Star of David" idea.

Let's not forget the holy hand grenade!

how could you forget the holy hand grenade?!

I think if Jesus were in this game he'd be offended by the lack of people to convert. Most of us (at least the intelligent ones) are Devites and not likely to budge soon.

But would Jesus use the Death Star of David or the dread Holy Handgrenade of Antioch?

I say he'd attach Stars as shrapnel to the Holy Hand Grenade and then he has the ultimate hand-thrown flak weapon!

What I want to know is why Jesus would be invoking the power of the Death Star of David after what its followers did to him.

'cause Jesus was Jewish.

red cactus: http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mjesuskill.html

Blast. Oh well. At least now I know! Ignorance: 0, Straight Dope: Too many to count.

good god... ananzi, you seriously have problems.

*gives ananzi money for counseling/psychiatric help*

Hey Now... wasn't there some sort of comic, animation, cartoon called "Jews in
Space?" Didn't they in fact fly around in a ship shaped like a Star of David? Yes.
In "History of the World Part 1" (Mel Brooks, dir.).

RattMann: the "Jews in Space" part was something of a spoof of Battlestar Galactica, I think. But yes, it was part of the "preview" for "History of the World Part II" at the end of "History of the World Part I" by Mel Brooks.

Hmmm... I thought that "Jews in Space" was inspired by the infrequent "episodes"
of "Pigs in Space" on Sesame Street. Or was it The Muppet Show? I think that
Mel Brooks would have relished the irony...

Or, as one of the characters in a Firesign Theater skit put it: "Them pigs ain't
Kosher, Sarge!"

Irony:

Clear bikini with "What would Jesus do?" written all over it. My friends thought it up when this girl in my class kept talking about, "That's against the Bible! It says you can't do <insert some controversial topic here>!" but she wears all that a super-prep that thinks everyone likes her would.

Anyone want to help me market this?

and "Christian porn"?

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just kidding about that last part