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Living in 2005...
Living in '05
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clocknews.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this ! and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends
...you know you want to!
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clocknews.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this ! and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends
...you know you want to!
You skipped #9....
I guess Urza is too busy to read #19 on this list.
Urza missed #20 also.
:-p~~~~~
:-p~~~~~
I think this whole list can be shrunk down to "You're an AOL-using consumerist whore that has nothing better to do than to read and forward stupid emails that make broad and false generalizations."
"You're an AOL-using consumerist whore that has nothing better to do than to read and forward stupid emails that make broad and false generalizations."
Me too!
;-)
Me too!
;-)
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heh, explains why he forward this to me
damn genka have a coke and a smile
i mean have an open source organically grown fair trade kola nut expeller pressed oil extract that has been injected with carbon dioxide using natural yeast based processes via a device you built in your kitchen table using recycled bottles and tubing you found while dumpster diving.
i mean have an open source organically grown fair trade kola nut expeller pressed oil extract that has been injected with carbon dioxide using natural yeast based processes via a device you built in your kitchen table using recycled bottles and tubing you found while dumpster diving.
I've got yer organically grown expeller-pressed nut extract right here!
Ewww...