Please, don't take this if you already have an account or if you don't want one/have use for one:
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I most humbly ask you to accept my gratitude for providing this link. Thank you.

*lurk*

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is the moo part mandatory? ;)

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Well, uhh, too lazy to make fake names!

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I shall never run out!
(previous statement void where/when I run out)