/me holds AlienB hostage:

I want an F-15 E w/ AMRAAM Missiles
2 Hum-vees with .50 Caliber machine guns
oh an a C-130 with all this to be flown to a non-extradition country under cover of hostages and VX Chemical Gas!

I claim...

lot's of pie!

wow alien.. How's she gonna feel if she reads that? I mean... damn dude, if she's anything like the girls i know yo ujust fucked up majorly.

She's not though. She's a super IRC chick who saves the world in between "Friends" episodes.

Actually I don't think she'd really care. Go ahead and tell, her, I'll show her this thread as soon as I hit "post"

"He said the leathal words"
"You just *so* shot yourself in the foot."
"you just fucked up majorly"

girls -aren't- that scary... 'sides, they can tell a joke when they see one =D