Tell the local cops.

Swear at her till she shuts up :D

B2, check her out...she may end up being the "love of your life"! Give the relationship a chance. If it isn't what you're looking for, tell her and go your seperate ways.

If she doesn't go her seperate way, get an adult to help.

And, don't use an R.P.G.! I've seen them bounce off windows.

p.s. any updates?

Shoot out the window and then launch the RPG?

Nor shoot a BB gun, I tried that once, and it came back and hit me in the forehead

--B1's Father


To drive her off without lowering youself simply make a fictious story to slowly force her back off until she stops trying.

lol guys what's with all the deception :D... /me shakes head. big nonos, just makes it more complicated. and the hotness factor-- hehehe... you SURE you want a stalker even if she's hot? she's still a stalker

and Jm, yes you are dead.
> "just tell her you're not interested in having a relationship with her... seriously guys"

What are you talking about? That never works, women don't listen, i mean seriously, what do you know about women?

(Yup, I'm dead)
<***> evoli destroyed Jm262

I think that some Ukranian team is making a book somewhat based on that very book too...

rofl.. a fictius story.. Meet her in real life and start talking to her, have a little hand buzzer thnig and buzz it. Then say that's your force field and tell her she needs to back up some to keep from being cut in half by it. repeat till you are about 5 miles away.

thxs you guys, i used some of those results and she stopped bothering me!!!!!

P.S.: what the heck have some of you people been smoking?????

-[SDF] Black 2

why is it that everyone gets a stalker but me??? im so ashamed...

-io

damn Jm even im not that stupid...

we're smoking the same thing you are... and you know it!!!!

congratuwations Blacklight!!! You win a prize!!!

/me hands Blacklight a sledgehammer to whack the old, beat-up, crappy, not-working car. YAY!!!!

/me screams no

you will destroy our smoking utilities... and that just can not happen.

/me gives B 2 a black light...

make sure that nobody follows you to the smoke out... could be bad... specially if the INM on duty officers or SDF on duty officers find out.

/me convinces Arolte that if he gets a few buddies to be bouncers that they all get free... "stashes" provided they can do their jobs