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DOWN WITH SPORKS

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Apr 12, 2004 Hoax link
Your eyes can't breath? Something tells me RelayeR really uses sporks for this, its too specificly random to be made up. If I ever see someone sunbathing with sporks covering thier eyes I will prolly run away fast...
Apr 12, 2004 Zeratul link
I like sporks.
Apr 12, 2004 roguelazer link
8O

That's WRONG Zeratul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me hides his eyes.
Apr 12, 2004 harvestmouse link
with sporks like relayer, rogue?
Apr 12, 2004 Jm262 link
/ME RENAMES THE SPORK *ThE SPONIFE*

IT'S A SPOON/FORK/KNIFE/ YAAAY

NOW YOU CAN EAT SOUP AND CHICKEN, AT T3H SAME TIME W00T.

/ME SPORKS HARVESTMOUSE

/ME RUNS AROUND LIKE A RAGING ALCOHOLIC
Apr 12, 2004 Xorbital link
I had this spork one time at taco bell. HOW DO YOU EAT TACOS WITH A SPOON OR A FORK? :P
Apr 13, 2004 Zeratul link
Sporks forever!!
Apr 13, 2004 ctishman link
Lady Serco used steak knives to eat everything.


Yes, even soup.
Apr 13, 2004 Hoax link
The spork fits in perfectly with the NT. It prevents us from having to align with either the fork or spoon factions.

Edit: lol katarn, I had the exact same experience and thought at a taco bell a few years ago ... it must be for the rarly seen non franchised encharito ...
Apr 13, 2004 Pyro link
Gaaa, I think my IQ just dropped a few points from reading this thread... -.-
Apr 13, 2004 Hoax link
/me pokes Pyros's brain with a spork.
Apr 13, 2004 Black Omega link
spork?? wasn't he in Star Trek ?

0.o
Apr 13, 2004 roguelazer link
They're not sporks. They're Foons. And they shall ALWAYS BE FOONS!

*talking to his friend Foons*
It's okay little fella, the mean people didn't mean to insult you...
Apr 13, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
okay...firstly,

Lady Serco used a specially made knife, it was similar to a steak knife, but wasn't serrated, it was also on 2 inches long. The blade was Sharpened Diamond from Prometheus that had been laser sharpened not less than 7 times. She also carried two...she was famous for using one to kill and enemy while eating with the other...
Apr 13, 2004 RelayeR link
Hoax...that was a pure "work of fiction" on my part. I live in Western NY State...there is no such thing as a suntan here.

We do shovel out our cars from under yards of snow with SPORKS though.

tosh...c'mon now...you know the Swiss Army knife people invented the SPORK, don't you? hmmmmm??

rogue...there is no such thing as a "foon"...to deny your friend's heritage flies in the face of everything Alex Haley taught us in "ROOTS"!
Apr 13, 2004 roguelazer link
LIESŪ! LIESŪ! LIESŪ! LIESŪ! LIESŪ! LIESŪ! LIESŪ! LIESŪ!

There ARE Foons! I believe!
Apr 13, 2004 red cactus link
I can fly! I can FLY!
Apr 14, 2004 Hoax link
Maybe the Foons are girls and the Sporks are boys?
Apr 14, 2004 HumpyThePenguin link
Toby! There is no thing as foons!


/me puts on a paper hat with an electric spork sticking out of the top
Apr 14, 2004 harvestmouse link
and electric spork. now that's an idea!