Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.

Yeah, it's old, but Valentine's day is coming up.

Awww, how sweet.

Serco are red,
Itani are blue,
When playing Vendetta,
Them greifers don't give a Sh*t 'bout you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poems write YOU.

Roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
<insert whatever ending you want here>

heh, yeah

-outrider

Roses are red......
Violets are blue.....
god made me prtty.....

What happed to you?!?!?!

/me is using a complex computer model to calculate how much valentine cards he'll receive...

And the number is..... 0.0000000

D'oh

main {
/if (Roses = red) {
/if (Violets = Blue) {
/var devs you_will_know
/set devs = "we thank you"
}
/else { /return 0 }
/else { /return 0 }
}
;

(edit arrgghh it took out all the spacing)

a1k0n, did you steal that from the Valentine's Day thread on Slashdot? :P

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Pirates say:
"I see you"

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
griefers say:
"I killed you"

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Lag means
Oh F~#* you

sorry about the last one, but its kinda funny

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
badger badger badger,
badger badger mushroom

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Roses are red
Emeralds are Green
You must weigh more than a washing machine

roflmao, the last 2 are funny. i'm writing those down

And the classic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When the 'flare goes off
That trader goes b00m

a1k0n is Serco
Incarnate is Itani
When both are in Frigates
Prepare to get a new body

lmao, i like a1k0n's last 1

/me does what Jm did

keep em' coming guys :)

sunflares are red
screamers are blue
you whine all day
while i kill you

roses are red
violtes are blue
I'll bitch and whine
but my network's admins
ain't worth a dime

roses are red
violtes are blue
i wish i was
all day with you