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The legend of the *Luxen’s Mustache*

Aug 20, 2020 Epic_King66 link
The following story is one created by a cult in Latos. I grew up in said cult (not IRL) and that is how I got my legendary misspelled name. Anyways, the story was created by a cult worshipping a fellow named Luxen and his legendary Mustache.

They said that the ship was three times as big as those big HAC warships in Deneb. It was said that a single shot could take an HAC down. They said that the entire ship was powered by a “Mustache Reactor” essentially a high-tech face mask that Luxen wore to power the ship by collecting the Mustache rays. The ship, when firing the weapons, would concentrate all of the Mustache power and blast it onto a target, which would then explode in a massive fire ball.

One day, when Luxen decided to attack the [Evil faction Ship thing here]*Razor*, Luxen ordered the *Mustache* to fire on the *Razor*. The *Razor*’s captain deployed a giant Mirror covering all 5 decks and 2 km length of the *Razor*. When the Mustache rays hit the mirror, the ray ricocheted off the mirror, and collided with the massive *Mustache*. The entire star system flashed with a light so bright that you couldn’t see the star of 5 hours.

The say the remains still float around in Latos, and even say that the remains of the ship have been turned into a capital shipyard by pirates. Powering the ghost station is a single Mustache hair.

( I wrote that in like, 10 minutes. I hope you enjoy)
Aug 20, 2020 roboster link
I literally have not words to say.....A MASTERPIECE.....LOL.
Yeah....I have a suggestion: Make a movie on it...VOians will surely watch it.
Aug 21, 2020 Epic_King66 link
Why, thank you. If I had the access to movie making tools, I would.
Sep 09, 2020 neon black link
I love this :D