Cut it with the judgmental self-righteousness; if you have an issue with someone's post, then ignore it.

How about we all just have a cup of tea, or sod off. And keep the thread on topic, for the love of god.

Kruger has a point, facial hair isn't VO's strongest trait.

I'm obviously the gentleman to the left. Naturally, my wife is the woman on my lap.

Basically your picture says "I want you to see that I have a wife, but I don't want you to see her face."

Nothing more depressing than a grown man trying to pick apart people on a game forum.

Yes. Who wants they're wife to be shown on a forum full of(mostly) indecent,rude,hateful trolls. I sure wouldn't.

It is one thing to post a shark-less image of yourself while simultaneously trying to prevent people from seeing that image of yourself. That's just silly. If you don't want people to see you sans shark, simply don't post such images in the first place.

Protecting the privacy of third parties, on the other hand, is an entirely separate matter. There's nothing wrong with showing that you are married, and there's also nothing wrong with respecting a spouse's desire to not share her face. Admittedly, I am somewhat disappointed that aaround chose to resolve this with a mere cartoonish doodle. He could have killed two birds with one shark. I'm sure he'll get the hang of it eventually, though.

Also, take note children: aaround may be lacking in marine biology, but like Dr. L and the Fluffster, he does know how to facial hair.

I miss the picture of aaround in a santa claus costume. That was a good one.

I,too,enjoy sharks.

Oh fuck balls. Rin shitting all over you beardless heathen fucks.

To those of you too young to grow beards, it's fine, but pay attention.

To those of you that choose to not grow a beard because their facial hair game is weak, there's still hope for your soul, but you are going to need to pray on it.

To those of you that choose to not grow a beard, yet could have a great and powerful, GODLY anointed beard, you are going straight to hell. That is a direct slap in the face of the almighty LORD, who knows that the only way to become a truly righteous human being, in his eyes, is to let your beard shine and flow to the heavens.

For a quick visual lesson:

(before I found Jesus)


(after I found the LORD)

Newer photo for those who appreciate beards. I plan on braiding it into my armpit, chest and genital hair.

That's wonderful! I'm sure your wife will immensely enjoy playing with your braids.

@darth, links are borked. also i am 17 and if i don't trim my goatee every week it gets around a foot long.

maybe try now?

How the heck do ya post pictures?

Here are the steps.

1. Chant "All praise to VO Lords" 245,312 times. One time too many or too few, you have to do it over.

2. Sacrifice a chicken to the VO Lords. Collect all of the blood and spray it directly into air, towards the Scorpius constellation at night.

3. After you've done 1 and 2 perfectly, come back here and type [ img ] <image url> [ /img ] (without the spaces in between).

I performed steps 1 and 2 flawlessly (there were witnesses to keep me honest), but it's that last step that's stumping me. Can you see my pictures now?

I could see your pictures before, and I can still see them now.

Ditto