...Hercules was walking along in a forest. All of a sudden he came into a clearing, where he saw a hydra, with one head. He grabbed his sword and cleaved the head off. The hydra promptly grew two heads, and hercules chopped those off in one blow! Amazing! When the hydra grew four heads, Hercules was a little confused, but being a dumb brute, he didn't notice the magical tendencies of the hydra, and so he went, cleaving off the heads as fast as the hydra grew them. And thus they fought. At long last, hercules managed to cleave off 32768 heads in one blow, at which point the hydra dropped dead, because it was a 16-bit hydra.

hehehe.