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A New Hope "Date Rape" Cover Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg
Let me tell you about a smuggler I know
had a drink in a galaxy far far away a long long time ago
sitting in the corner with a wookiee
in a bar on Tatooine
He heard a noise and he looked to the door
saw a Jedi he'd never seen before
old man, long brown cloak
light-saber and a youth in tow
Well, Luke's heart raced as they walked through the door
Ben took an empty seat next to Han in the bar
"The Millennium Falcon's parked right outside.
It'll cost 10,000 for a ride."
"2,000 now and then 15..."
Han said "That's fine. Just let me finish my drink."
the wookiee said something I didn't understand
then they left and got into the Millennium Falcon
and they flew away to Alderaan!
"Ok old man, the time has come.
Soon we'll be arriving at Alderaan.
Something's wrong, the planet's gone!
I've got a bad feeling about this..." said Han
THAT'S. WHEN. THINGS. GOT. OUT. OF. CONTROL.
They thought they saw a moon
realized that it wasn't a moon
now they're stuck in a tractor beam
headed toward a star-base thing!
"Ok guys, to the cargo bay.
Shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way.
I did it once with an Imperial blockade.
There's no other choice, we can't get away..."
(insert guitar solo)
They got pulled in and were docked in the base
storm troopers were sent in to search the place
Darth Vader wheezed and said "I sense
a presence that I have not felt since..."
Han picked up a rock
threw it at a storm trooper
hit him in the head
now they're all dressed like storm troopers
Come on people won't you listen to me?
STAR WARS STYLY!!!
They snuck away to shut the Death Star down
found the princess, went to break her out
She said "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
Luke said "I'm here to rescue you!"
The Sith lord went to face Old Ben
Ben said "I'll be more powerful than you can imagine!"
Obi-Wan diddn't give a shit
Vader stabbed him and he disappeared...
now Luke's heart is filled with tears...
They had to go, it was getting late.
they loaded up and blasted-off into space
and Luke screamed...
but Han paid no attention to his cries
THAT'S. WHEN. THINGS. GOT. OUT. OF. CONTROL.
The moral of A New Hope story
the force is with you, don't you worry!
And that's the way it had to be
Luke, Han and Chewy made a real great team!
and don't take pity on Obi-Wan
for now he gives Luke strength from the beyond!
And that's the way it had to be
Luke, Han and Chewy made a real great team!
and don't take pity on Obi-Wan
for now he gives Luke strength from the beyond!
STAR WARS!!!
(wookiee noises)
The force is with you!
The force is with you!
The force is with you!
THE FORCE IS WITH YOU!
USE IT!
Let me tell you about a smuggler I know
had a drink in a galaxy far far away a long long time ago
sitting in the corner with a wookiee
in a bar on Tatooine
He heard a noise and he looked to the door
saw a Jedi he'd never seen before
old man, long brown cloak
light-saber and a youth in tow
Well, Luke's heart raced as they walked through the door
Ben took an empty seat next to Han in the bar
"The Millennium Falcon's parked right outside.
It'll cost 10,000 for a ride."
"2,000 now and then 15..."
Han said "That's fine. Just let me finish my drink."
the wookiee said something I didn't understand
then they left and got into the Millennium Falcon
and they flew away to Alderaan!
"Ok old man, the time has come.
Soon we'll be arriving at Alderaan.
Something's wrong, the planet's gone!
I've got a bad feeling about this..." said Han
THAT'S. WHEN. THINGS. GOT. OUT. OF. CONTROL.
They thought they saw a moon
realized that it wasn't a moon
now they're stuck in a tractor beam
headed toward a star-base thing!
"Ok guys, to the cargo bay.
Shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way.
I did it once with an Imperial blockade.
There's no other choice, we can't get away..."
(insert guitar solo)
They got pulled in and were docked in the base
storm troopers were sent in to search the place
Darth Vader wheezed and said "I sense
a presence that I have not felt since..."
Han picked up a rock
threw it at a storm trooper
hit him in the head
now they're all dressed like storm troopers
Come on people won't you listen to me?
STAR WARS STYLY!!!
They snuck away to shut the Death Star down
found the princess, went to break her out
She said "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
Luke said "I'm here to rescue you!"
The Sith lord went to face Old Ben
Ben said "I'll be more powerful than you can imagine!"
Obi-Wan diddn't give a shit
Vader stabbed him and he disappeared...
now Luke's heart is filled with tears...
They had to go, it was getting late.
they loaded up and blasted-off into space
and Luke screamed...
but Han paid no attention to his cries
THAT'S. WHEN. THINGS. GOT. OUT. OF. CONTROL.
The moral of A New Hope story
the force is with you, don't you worry!
And that's the way it had to be
Luke, Han and Chewy made a real great team!
and don't take pity on Obi-Wan
for now he gives Luke strength from the beyond!
And that's the way it had to be
Luke, Han and Chewy made a real great team!
and don't take pity on Obi-Wan
for now he gives Luke strength from the beyond!
STAR WARS!!!
(wookiee noises)
The force is with you!
The force is with you!
The force is with you!
THE FORCE IS WITH YOU!
USE IT!
