Hahahaha, awesome.

'course, over here we wouldn't have had to go begging to the government to solve our problems for us. We've got this thing called "Deer Season", during which people take it into their own hands to keep the deer population in check and feed their families without relying on the bovine slave trade.

It's also sort of our responsibility now to keep the deer in check since we killed off nearly all the wolves in North America...

Well, with the recent domestication and commercialization of the Emu's only natural predator, the Drop Bear, we had to take matters into our own hands. We considered asking America for help, but the Emu's had the wrong kind of oil.

;)

Faille.

:D