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Savet
Is now married.
Congratulations!
Congrats, Savet.
Who's the unlucky guy?
But seriously…congrats
But seriously…congrats
Congratz Savet :)
Greetings Savet,
Congratulations on the purchase of your very own spousal unit!
Before you purchased your spousal unit, an important commercial transaction of course, we assume you read the terms and conditions. This letter seeks to clarify our relationship and responsibilities to you, our loyal customer.
If your spousal unit malfunctions unfortunately it is not covered by warranty. You will have to replace the spousal unit at your expense. Some spousal units are resistant to replacements. I note that it is extremely unwise to attempt to replace your spousal unit before properly removing the existing spousal unit. Such attempts can result in physical injury or even death.
It can be noted though that a small percentage of spousal units are compatible with additional units. Unfortunately your spousal unit will not give you a clear indication of it's compatibility with other units. Even if a spousal unit appears to be indicating it's compatibility with other units you bear the risk of introducing an additional unit into coupling with your spousal unit. We take no responsibility in the event that both units malfunction or in the unlikely event that the units form a coupling that excludes you.
There is also no cooling down period, regrettably. Also, it is known that spousal units do tend to produce secondary derivative units. You are liable for the cost of these secondary units. Your average secondary unit costs between $500,000 and $1,000,000. Secondary units have a half-life of about 19-22 years. At the end of this half-life, your secondary units may persist incurring additional costs into the future. We take no responsibility for the performance of secondary units and we will not refund the cost of them should they disappoint you at every corner.
We hope you enjoy your spousal unit, please like us on facebook and create the maximum amount of social envy so that we can endeavor to move more spousal units in the future.
Sincerely,
Mr. C Cupid
CEO
Love Inc.
Congratulations on the purchase of your very own spousal unit!
Before you purchased your spousal unit, an important commercial transaction of course, we assume you read the terms and conditions. This letter seeks to clarify our relationship and responsibilities to you, our loyal customer.
If your spousal unit malfunctions unfortunately it is not covered by warranty. You will have to replace the spousal unit at your expense. Some spousal units are resistant to replacements. I note that it is extremely unwise to attempt to replace your spousal unit before properly removing the existing spousal unit. Such attempts can result in physical injury or even death.
It can be noted though that a small percentage of spousal units are compatible with additional units. Unfortunately your spousal unit will not give you a clear indication of it's compatibility with other units. Even if a spousal unit appears to be indicating it's compatibility with other units you bear the risk of introducing an additional unit into coupling with your spousal unit. We take no responsibility in the event that both units malfunction or in the unlikely event that the units form a coupling that excludes you.
There is also no cooling down period, regrettably. Also, it is known that spousal units do tend to produce secondary derivative units. You are liable for the cost of these secondary units. Your average secondary unit costs between $500,000 and $1,000,000. Secondary units have a half-life of about 19-22 years. At the end of this half-life, your secondary units may persist incurring additional costs into the future. We take no responsibility for the performance of secondary units and we will not refund the cost of them should they disappoint you at every corner.
We hope you enjoy your spousal unit, please like us on facebook and create the maximum amount of social envy so that we can endeavor to move more spousal units in the future.
Sincerely,
Mr. C Cupid
CEO
Love Inc.
Congrats Savet!
Which snake is it? :)
Congratulations.
Congrats Savet, and now you can only get bodily fluids on *her* sensitive parts (of a computer you dirty minded fools)!
Famy just got real!
The best picture from after the wedding:
I've spotted some hippies! Congratulations.