Stats:

Damage: 100/s to Socialists
Port: Small government port
Mass: 600 kg
Energy: 50/s when active
Range/Proximity 800m
Affects on the Environment: vaporization
Grid Usage: all of it
Special Effects

Description: Touriaus Industries working alongside Tunguska Heavy Mining Concern have developed a special weapon to deter and eliminate socialism and socialists. The weapon causes prolonged damage to socialists who resist but converts those who succumb to the field generator into worshipers of a giant robot with the appearance of Ronald Reagan. Benefiting society by removing the communist and socialist menace.

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I demand this be moved back, you're being a poor sport. The real forum mod would let this run a few days before locking it. Fascist.

/me zaps Touriaus with a Jean-Jaques Rousseau gun, and follows up with a Thomas Hobbes grenade

lol

Now no one will ever see it. I demand satisfaction.

+1, but I kind of feel like it should have an integrated Spud Cannon MkI.

Hmm, but if they add this, they'll probably need to also add something like a "Deluxe Welfare Emitter MkDXVII", which would have similar effects toward capitalists, but with the following minor differences:

Large government port
1300 kg mass
range of 1100m

would halve the turbo thrust of everybody in proximity, except for the user who's turbo thrust would be one third

instead of the Reagan-bot, victims would worship a lifesized replica of the 13,774 page United States Tax Code.

Hahaha

LOL