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In my defense I was drinking earlier.
Ollo ollo my fellow kawaii 'mricans!
One of the rights guaranteed by the constitution is our right to defend our precious property from all those that may take it, by force of arms if necessary!
Unfortunately, as all too many of us have come to realize recently, it is difficult to protect our precious property when it is in the hands of evil tyrants such as John "Increment" Bergman. Yes, I am of course talking about our ownership of the good old vulture model, which has been recklessly and thoughtlessly torn from our grasp, to be replaced with a foreign-made copy.
While many of us no doubt considered taking up arms in defense of the old vult, it seems that just as many have been foiled by the range on our mobility scooters. But fear not fellow patriots. Although the vulture that has captured our hearts may be gone from this game's world, it can now live on in the real world thanks to the power of free software (the communist bastards) and the slaughter of trees.
Just print, cut and glue. Please post a picture if you make one.
Edit: In case you wanted to add some sort of dumb scull and crossbones thing or something, here is a zip with a few files. In particular, check out the .xfc (gimp format) file, with a layer for a color overlay and a layer for the fold/cut lines that can be adjusted for various effects. The blender file vulture-cut might be useful if you can't figure out how the bits are supposed to go together.
PS:
Just to be clear here, the text of this post is meant to be satire. I don't think we as players own anything in vendetta online, I don't think the developers owe us the players anything in terms of what changes are made to the game, and I don't particularly care about whether the old vulture model is in or out of the game. I went with the old vult because Dr. Lecter made that dumb argument and I was looking for a simple vendetta ship to try my hand at.
One of the rights guaranteed by the constitution is our right to defend our precious property from all those that may take it, by force of arms if necessary!
Unfortunately, as all too many of us have come to realize recently, it is difficult to protect our precious property when it is in the hands of evil tyrants such as John "Increment" Bergman. Yes, I am of course talking about our ownership of the good old vulture model, which has been recklessly and thoughtlessly torn from our grasp, to be replaced with a foreign-made copy.
While many of us no doubt considered taking up arms in defense of the old vult, it seems that just as many have been foiled by the range on our mobility scooters. But fear not fellow patriots. Although the vulture that has captured our hearts may be gone from this game's world, it can now live on in the real world thanks to the power of free software (the communist bastards) and the slaughter of trees.
Just print, cut and glue. Please post a picture if you make one.
Edit: In case you wanted to add some sort of dumb scull and crossbones thing or something, here is a zip with a few files. In particular, check out the .xfc (gimp format) file, with a layer for a color overlay and a layer for the fold/cut lines that can be adjusted for various effects. The blender file vulture-cut might be useful if you can't figure out how the bits are supposed to go together.
PS:
Just to be clear here, the text of this post is meant to be satire. I don't think we as players own anything in vendetta online, I don't think the developers owe us the players anything in terms of what changes are made to the game, and I don't particularly care about whether the old vulture model is in or out of the game. I went with the old vult because Dr. Lecter made that dumb argument and I was looking for a simple vendetta ship to try my hand at.
That is so many flavours of cool! I will indeed be making a fleet of these as soon as I get my printer to work sans ink.
EDIT: As well as any other ship models you choose to share with us...
EDIT: As well as any other ship models you choose to share with us...
Awesome! I will have to build that when I get home from vacation.
This deserves its own thread in Community Projects! Awesome :D
Amazing. That's a new height in fan art.
Another inside joke
Arise!
Arise!
Haha
love the spam shirt :D
He's married.
Image is a link, with apologies to bunghole ;)
lol Kierky -- I think I found a picture of you creating that picture...where is it...it's here some where... oh yes, here you go:
(special thanks to joylessjoker)
(special thanks to joylessjoker)
did you see your little blue balls? Though I assume the picture worked, you didn't react this badly to bunghole's other one ahahaha. Way to prove it affected you.
Also: that's not from MS Paint or equivalent. Get creative or get out :D
Also: that's not from MS Paint or equivalent. Get creative or get out :D
Greenwall you have spoiled the thread. I demand you delete the above post. Not only was it aimed at you in the first place (and re-using spent ammo doesn't work) but it is against the general gist of the thread.