/me asks why the Forum Mod doesn't check his e-mail.

Sorry, the they changed the webmail interface for that account and it was funky. I'll check it again ASAP.

I, suicidal lemming, BANISH AHDINH2 FROM THE LAND OF FORUM MODERATOR!

You are now free to chuck coconuts at him.

*points to the barrel of coconuts*

*takes up a coconut, weighs it suspiciously in the left hand, then the right, winds up and propels it at the unsuspecting ahdinh2*
*Bonk!*
Strike!

/me looks at the coconut
/me looks at his rocket launcher
/me frags ahdinh2

Paedric would like to point out that this is a party for our beloved Forum Moderator and that it is impolite to frag the guests.

Now... CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!

*goes off in search of partiers with more positive karmic outlooks*

*Toots his noise maker in a vain attempt to get this party back on track*

Fweeeeeeee!!! (c)(R)(tm)

/me pulls a bunch of presents from behind Forum Moderator's ear.

w00! party!

/me whips out his mini-kitchen
/me puts on his "kiss the chef" hat and apron set

Yay!
/me puts on his lobster apron
/me goes to help out genka
/me whips up some hors d'oeuvres

Things are looking up!!! :-D

*Paedric sifts through his record collection (yes, records) for some grooving tunes to dance to*

/me jumps up and down next to the record player
:P

*eyes paedric suspicously*

You never said copyright by WHOM!
; )
*looks at the barel of coconuts, eyes the last one, eyes ahdinh2, and then eats the coconut*

*eyes the coconut shells SL left behind and clogs them together*
*clogclog, clogclog*
*me goes to the bar and puts up a list of drinks he knows how to make (even those with little tiki straw hats) and lots of empty space to add your own*
Alright, who wants a drink?

You better of dismounted your horse!

... just wanted to tell ya I still love you Forum Moderator!
'bout that ahdinh stuff.. meh. Nevermind.

I LOVE YA!
- archon.

/me walks up to the bar and orders another Coca-Cola

/me takes another coconut that SL didnt see with his blind eye and takes it and sees the stuff inside the coconut and is ready to throw the coconut and makes a mask and puts it on his face and eats it at the same time and takes the GGW set and i love you forum monderator have a nice christmas or chanuka or holloween or whatever. me takes toshiro and clogs him together and makes him feel what it is like to be clogged.

*Paedric believes that sector0 has had enough partying for one thread and calls him a cab.*

sector0, you're a cab.

*Paedric goes to the bar and gets himself a Vanilla Pepsi.*

*Paedric wonders where the Guest of Honor is hiding?*

Vanilla Pepsi sucks!
Vanilla Coke rocks!

*Paedric politly directs Uncle Dave's attention to the name of this thread, which is "We love you Forum Moderator!", not " Choke VS. Pepsi".

*Paedric hands Uncle Dave another beverage of choice, pats him on the head, and pushes him oh-so-gently towards the buffet line*

How's that food coming along chefs genka and Pyro?

*Paedric goes in search of the AWOL Forum Moderator*


EDIT: The "Choke VS. Pepsi?" thread can be found here ---> http://vendetta.guildsoftware.com/?action=msgboard&thread=2705&page=1