http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBN7Dx0aKQ

Now, I know we're pathetic and all and he's a champion, but what can I say?

I know, I know, your brains are probably exploding and you may be having some trouble typing.

What he doesn't realize is that when his tides go out and then come back in, they are having an affair with me. But don't bother telling him, I'm fine letting him think he's the champion.