Drink. Chase alcohol down with Coke. Use very high proof alcohol, preferably shine. Chase it down till you hit Tunnel Vision. Go back and drink more. Keep drinking like a retard. Drink for a while then go to bed.

Urza, could you do it for me? I can't get my hands on that strong of alcohol.

no.. i know what happens the next day.

but i don't, do it and write a journal about what happens and post it.

O.o

errr...
/me heads for the amaretto.

actualy, i was gonna write a drunken diary... but then i quit drinking