Its true i do!

/me sharpens 10" carrot to a point, freezes solid, hammers through Black Omega's eye socket and out the back of his skull

Carrots love you too!

So violent....

Go fall in front of a speeding train :P

How far away is it?

Better question: how long away is it.

Best answer: a time-span just shorter than your reflex response time.

I think you meant reflex response time, and in that case I think I'd rather not.

I'll be avoiding trains for a while in the future, though....

Yes, that's a fat asian in a sloppy looking white tux.

Very good, Niki. Now, what's 2+2 equal?