(407): i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.

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(908): well that was a long night...

(609): dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

(908): no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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(319): On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

(316): Toaster

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(248): The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!

(1-248): we need a boat to join in

(248): Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva

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For Leebs, whereever he is these days:

(203): i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA

Yes! You're right. I am not any more captain of a pirate ship than I was before. I've got a little of the Captain in me, but... that's... it. Um... I shouldn't be commenting right now.

Well, as long as he was well lubricated, you should be fine. But you're right, you shouldn't be posting right now.

(616): our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.

And, while it is not really VO related, it is too fucking funny not to include:

(303): Say it nicely.

(1-303): Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

Haha! Yeah... good one ladron. I'll just leave that post there as a reminder not to drunk post again...

This one's for Alloh:

(208): aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.