http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091224/ts_nm/us_madoff_injuries

It's an itty bitty bit of payback. I'm sure the beatings will continue.

LeberMac gets some of what's coming to him, as he reads Yahoo news and links to what he thinks is a story about Madoff getting his ass kicked in prison before checking his facts.

They changed what was behind the link without noting the revision.

Also, until I hear he's being treated for a badly torn anal sphincter, he won't have gotten some of what's coming to him.

/me agrees with Lecter

Unfortunate that it wasn't an ass-kicking.

I'm sure they will occur, I was too gleeful for a Christmas wish coming true, apparently.

High blood pressure and dizziness caused by the stress of being told in graphic detail what's comin' down the road for you.

I say take him in a submarine to maximum depth then fire him from the torpedo tube.

Too quick. I'd prefer he be executed by the old Chinese method: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_slicing

I was right. He DID get the shit beaten out of him:

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/madoff-gets-s-kicked-out-of-him-in-prison.html

Oh, hi everyone, by the way...

"Who... who are you?"

Kyle Katarn at your service. Welcome to a day in the life of a Jedi.