/me is dying...
And you can too! All you have to do is follow the following directions, and death shall be yours!

Step #1: Put on the kettle, or boil some water through some other insane ways.
Step #2: Get three packets of dissolvable cocoa.
Step #3: Stick a teaspoon into a clean cup.
Step #4: Wait patiently for the kettle to boil.
Step #5: Pour about a half of a teaspoon head's worth of boiling water into the cup (like so) ~ == water
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Step #6: Pour in a packet of cocoa.
Step #7: Mix until fully dissolved (about 3 minutes).
Step #8: Repeat steps 6-7 for the other two packets of cocoa.
Step #9: You should have about a half of a cupful now. You can drink that straight, or do as I did, and fill the cup using milk (makes it yummier and easier to force down your throat)
Step #10: Mix well.
Step #11: Drink.
Step #12: ???
Step #13: Profit! Erm... I mean die, die. Yea. Die.
Step #14: Shoot me for extraneous use of Slashdot cliches.

(66 9mm rounds later)

"wow this helical clip thingy is wonderfull"

/me is done looking up "helical clip" on google
/me dies

/me decides that doing this with 5 packets instead of 3 was a bad idea

The stuff just doesn't dissolve as well after packet 4...

Even better: Take some water, heat it, pour in sugar until no more will disolve, increase the heat, pour in more sugar, etc. Once the water's boiled off, pour the sugar stuff onto wax paper or something (note, the sugar stuff will take the wax paper off with it when you pull it off, so don't use aluminum foil or anything), let it cool, and pull it off. It's like molasses hard candy or something. It's actually really good...

In soviet russia, hot chocolate drinks YOU.

SL runs away before he gets egged for bad joke that he learned from slashdot.

/me thinks this is one of the more amusing ones seeing how he is a communist russian.

If life gives a kid a kettle and sugar, the kid will boil water down while mixing in a sugar based substance.

so um.. basicly you have a bunch of hot, wet cocoa.

Urza, yes, but it's better then getting sugar high by just eating a packet of it, the stuff is kinda dry.

Although five packets ina cup is a little hard to drink too...

i need to buy some.... /me gos to ask mom....

No, you want sugary death, Gatorade® is available in powder form, just mix with a gallon of water. Or you can do what a bunch of dumb 16-year-old campers did! Find creative things to do with it! Eat it straight! Make oversaturated solutions, or, for the ultimate in stupidity, SNORT IT! Oh man, I love camp.

dude.. the ultimate in stupidity is snorting pixi sticks...

Dude, pixi sticks are like all sugar man.

Gatorade is much, much worse than pixi sitcks.

lol..you might be right.. i'll bet it's finer powder.

And it's more than just sugar.

heh.. is gatoraid an acid or a base?

I'll have to get my hands on some of those red and blue paper strips at school. Maybe it's neutral. What I've always wondered about is milk. People say it's a base, but it has lactic acid in it.