3 guys are wondering in the desert when the happen across a castle filled with hot, naked chicks inviting them inside. They get inside and everything's great. there's food, beer, nude women mud wrestling, sex, and foot ball. No other guys are around, so they decide to stay. (who wouldn't?)

They're there for a month, when the king comes back with his army. The king sees the 3 men and gets pissed. he has his army grab them and line them up against a wall. The king walks up to them and says "You have done very very wrong. You will be punshed by your job." He turns to the first man. "what are you?"

"A fire man."

"BURN HIS DICK OFF" says the king. the army drags the man away screaming.

The king goes to the second man. "What are you?"

"i-i-i-i'm a policeman" the man says.

"SHOOT HIS DICK OFF" says the king. THe army drags him away screaming. The king goes to the third guy, who's standing there, arms crossed and smiling. "What are you?" says the king.

THe third guy says "i'm a lollypop salesman."

o-kay... that was gross...

EDIT: you know, they could just bite it off... which is even more disgusting...

Yeah! Maybe they were Tootsie roll pops! :P