Alright, been a while since my last Vendetta-Themed VO Song Parody. I was gonna do some audio on this but I will need assistance. Anyone desiring to be on the audio track contact me ingame.

I assume that most of you are familiar with SnL and their digital clips. (The Lonely Island/Incredibad)

It helps if you actually PLAY this video and read along.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

I present to you: "I'm On A Moth"

<Leebs, Momerath, Incarnate, Andy, Ray (and Dr. Lecter off camera) having breakfast cereal in Guild SW HQ. Leebs (who of course has eschewed cereal for his usual tequila liquid breakfast) shaking tequila bottle, free prize inside rolls out of it.>

"Whoa, free Behemoth ride for three! Now... Who should I take?"

<Leebs Thinks>

Momerath.

Momerath: "Yesss!"

Aaaannnnnd.... Dr. Lecter.

<Inc, Andy, Ray all obviously disappointed.>

Lecter: "Kewl."

Aww shit, get your cargo ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the dock hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a moth (I'm on a moth)
I'm on a moth (I'm on a moth)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm trading in a moth (trading in a moth)
I'm on a moth (I'm on a moth)
I'm on a moth
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking moth (moth, yeah)

I'm on a moth motherfucker don't you ask me why
Straight cruising in a moth in the starry sky
Busting fifty mps, don't you try to scoff
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a moth

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm in a moth, bitch (bitch)
We drinking all my tequila,
Cause we're so rich (rich)
All you itani monks
and all you Serco copies
I'm making bank, you newbies
straight tradin' sloppy

We abbreviate it "moth" cause we're lazy as shit
Officially it's a behemoth, don't you fuckin fret
'cause this is grayspace, this is real as it gets
I own a moth, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm in a moth and
It's going slow and
all these pirates were comin'
before we began
I'm the king of space
dodging flares like Neo
If you're trying to pirate,
then you won't catch me-oh

Get the fuck up, this moth is REAL!!!

Fuck cents, I'm in a moth, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck combat, I mine roids, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm in the moth with my toys, motherfucker (yeah)
This moth engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey PA, if you could see me now (see me now)
Since I have a moth you can't disavow (disavow)
Gonna fly this moth through the storm somehow (storm somehow)
With enough tequila, anything is possible!

Yeah, use a moth to deliver your load
It's got a big wide cargo hold (yeah)
Incarnate
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big moth coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a hive queen!

I'm on a moth
I'm on a moth
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm cruising in a moth (woaah)
I'm on a moth
I'm on a moth
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' moth (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

<FADE OUT>

This thread is made of WIN.

Except for the **AA FAIL.

"This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions. "

Awesome.

Sucks to be you, Tosh. Some of my favorite undergrads had a similar idea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBZE_dQm16o

very cool, now do like a boss.

That was my original thought, do to "Like a newb" in the style of "Like a boss", but I ended up doing this one first. Meh.

It would be easier to do a video for "Like a Newb" since we could have things like: Show a video of an EC-89 bonking against the blue forcefield, trying to dock by "going in the out door." with the voiceover of :
Try to Dock (Like a NEWB)

Dunno how to find the video for EU, tosh, sorry. Sounds like YOU did, however. ;)

Alright, here's a working script for "Like a Newb!" Anyone want to help, contact me ingame.
Again, better if you read along while the vid plays:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tELL1cG2AeY

Whistler: "SkullShip921, Thanks for coming to the Vendetta-Online feedback review..."

SkullShip921: "No Problem."

Whistler: "You're pretty new around here, is that fair to say?"

SkullShip921: "Absolutely. I'm a newb."

Whistler: "Okay, so take us through a day in the life of... a newb."

SkullShip921: "Well the first thing I do is..."

Ignore tutorials (Like a NEWB)
Cry for help (Like a NEWB)
Insult the vets (Like a NEWB)
Launch my ship (Like a NEWB)
Land on planets (Like a NEWB)
Ask stupid questions (Like a NEWB)
Announce your sector (Like a NEWB)
Killed by Lecter (Like a NEWB)
Say WTF? (Like a NEWB)
Complain loudly (Like a NEWB)
On 100 (like a NEWB)
Get shouted down (like a NEWB)
Quit the game (like a NEWB)
Come back later (like a NEWB)
Say I'm sorry (like a NEWB)
Do tutorials (Like a NEWB)
Kill an orun (like a NEWB)
Try to dock (like a NEWB)
Shoot a marshall (like a NEWB)
Killed by strikeforce (like a NEWB)
Say WTF? (like a NEWB)
Talk to LeberMac (like a NEWB)
Drink tequila (like a NEWB)
Talk some shit (like a NEWB)
Fly to grayspace (Like a NEWB)
Challenge Eldrad (like a NEWB)
to a duel (like a NEWB)
Die quickly (like a NEWB)
SkullShip921: "Oh, fuck me I can't fucking fight worth shit!"
Pussy out (like a NEWB)
Take some missions (like a NEWB)
Forget your cargo (like a NEWB)
Learn to warp (like a NEWB)
into a 'roid (like a NEWB)
"Having Issues" (like a NEWB)
Fail the mission (Like a NEWB)
Learn to mine (like a NEWB)
Eat some chicken strips (like a NEWB) (I left this one in here cause its random and funny)
Boil roids (Like a NEWB)
Black out in the sector (like a NEWB)
AFK Mining (Like a NEWB)
Killed by Yoda (like a NEWB)
Come back later (Like a NEWB)
Say WTF? (like a NEWB)
Shoot some hive bots (like a NEWB)
Find a Hive Queen (like a NEWB)
Fuck her brains out (Like a NEWB)
Drop my cargo (like a NEWB)
Meet a girl (Like a NEWB)
Cyber with her (Like a NEWB)
She's a dude (Like a NEWB)
WTF? (Like a NEWB)
"She" posts the logs (Like a NEWB)
Become a laughingstock (Like a NEWB)
Delete that alt (Like a NEWB)
Now I'm dead (like a NEWB)

Whistler: "Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?"

SkullShip921: "No doubt."

Whistler: "You complain on 100 and die repeatedly?"

SkullShip921: "Hell yeah."

Whistler: "I think that at one point there you said something cybering with someone who turned out to be a guy?"

SkullShip921: "Nope."

Whistler: "Actually I'm pretty sure you did..."

SkullShip921: "Naw, that ain't me."

Whistler: "Ok, well, this has been eye opening for me..."

SkullShip921: "I'm a newb."

Whistler: "Yeah, I know - I got that - You said that 400 times on channel 100..."

SkullShip921: "I'm a newb."

Whistler: "Yeah, yeah I got it..."

SkullShip921: "I'm a newb."

Whistler: "OK, Great, I heard you... bye."

Hive Queen: "LIKE A NEWB!"

Announce your sector (Like a NEWB)
Killed by Lecter (Like a NEWB)

I like the rhyme; nice job Leebs.

Holy funny as hell leebs!

Lecter's "favorite undergrads" Look like they're in Junior High... :D

That's what's great about undergrads, Tumble: all of the 'I keep getting older, they stay the same age' with none of the 'honest, judge, she said she was 18!'

Vid not available in my country :(

what is it with leber and fucking hive queens?
no matter, the both were very entertaining.

now try jizz in my pants.

no. It would reduce my reputation as an escort:
http://assets.couponfu.com/lb/generate/img/coupons/217/309/208_lebermac_escort_coupon.jpg

I forget who made this for me. Someone from VO, I'm pretty sure.

I'm in if you want. I think I might have the right voice for the "Like a Newb!" part as well.

those girls are ugly and fat lector

Ah, I see, peytros likes his girls to have the bodies of 14yr old boys...

OK Whistler, you're in!

I'd like to get a whole BUNCH of people to say "Like a NEWB", so I can make it into a kind of crowd yelling thing.