How do you put a MegaHAL into the game?

You don't.

You could, actually, but it's a bad idea.

Yarhar would destroy it.

I stand by Yarhar over all other bots.

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I'm sorry, Dave, this thread belongs in Off Topic.

Twinkle twinkle....

I'm sorry, Dave, I've stolen the Acme Thread Remover, and you can never have it back.