Ok, so on 05-08-09 at 6:42 AM...(2 hours after my kidney stones decided to come back)...

Alexander Leonidas Thompson Prometheus Socrates King, burst forth upon the unsuspecting world. It was disgusting. Of all the terrible, awful, horrific things I have seen...child birth is by far the worst.

yeah...so here he is.



He is small, loud and smells bad.

Congrats!! May he smell badly for a long time and cause long sleepless nights:) Nah, kidding. He is cute!!

Heh, congratz :)

Also,
Enjoy having your son going nuts when someone asks him his middle name.

Congrats :) He is the cutest baby i've ever seen.
can't wait to have one of my own. Anyone want to help? :)

Been a while since I've shown off my.. offspring..

And she's a cutie too.. so.. here goes:

grats to you as well! :)

looks like a vo'er

Of all the terrible, awful, horrific things I have seen...child birth is by far the worst.

I can't believe you had the poor judgment to look anywhere below your wife's shoulders during that process. I suspect sex will never be the same for you again.

Remember, they heal. Being a man (I am assuming here, I know) you have capacity for remembrance that is limited to obscure sports facts, your work related stuff and maybe one or two other things (VO roid locations for instance). Some things are just not stored or are conveniently forgotten. As I said, they heal and so does your memories:) Congrats on the wee scally wag. Sorry about the name:)

Congrats Ryan! Give'em about a year and a half and he won't smell as bad, but he'll still be small and loud.

Congrats and best of luck to ye.

Hey, congrats! He's a cute one. :)

He is small, loud and smells bad.

I have to say this is the best and most honest description their own child that I have ever heard from a new parent.

I absolutely can not stand when people talk about how... cute, well behaved, smart, or above average in any way their infant is.

For the record... all infants are ugly, obnoxious, average in every way creatures with only the most basic intelligence. For fucks sake... the damn things only mode of communication is crying and not crying!

Their only purpose in life seems to be...
A. Giving me head aches
B. Pissing on nurses
C. Shitting
D. throwing up on my expensive shirts or ties... (while ignoring the tee shirts I wear while fixing my bike or Jeep)... and
E. Keeping people awake

Amen. Sure, it makes sense as far as survival of the species goes for girls to think babies are cute; but we guys know the truth, even if some don't have the balls to say it about their own: all newborn babies are hideously ugly.

Ryan, now that was funny. lmao!!

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For the record... all infants are ugly, obnoxious, average in every way creatures with only the most basic intelligence. For fucks sake... the damn things only mode of communication is crying and not crying! a dog too
That is he must give it the maximum for these senses: music, scent touched, feelings etc. ..
You take it and throw in the air (by taking a cause of the head of his age ..) for the
music, Mozart, Black Sabath etc and odors you have choice.
But if you take it for a infant, the infant will remain all his life, look around you ..
Give him now a maximum informations and for 13 years...after it's already later.
Congrats...,my girl is born the 080589 5h08AM

All I have to ask...is that REALLY his name or just what you wanted to name him?

Their only purpose in life seems to be...
A. Giving head aches
B. Pissing on nurses
C. Shitting
D. throwing up on expensive shirts or ties... (while ignoring the tee shirts I wear while fixing my bike or Jeep)... and
E. Keeping people awake


...and people never expect it. They are a perfect weapon.
Enjoy them before they start asking for the allowance and car-keys.